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"if i am elected king, everyone will receive free porn and free creamp**s on tuesdays."

"i hereby decree human experimentation will be referred to as "sprinkles".

"henceforth manual labor shall be referred to as "ice cream".

They say there's such a thing called "Montana Madness" and it comes in off the prairie on a hot summer's night when all is still and sleeping and grabs a man by the throat and forces him to look back at his life steps. Alas for dock it's a case of a life of missteps.