Wife wanted firewood, she wanted a fire tonight. I bought the wood and set shit up. She went to bed. Ok, cool that means I get some peace and quiet tonight, and a fire.
Nope. Sliced a four inch gash on my foot because I tripped on a broken terracotta pot that should have been thrown away months ago. Now I've got her fussing about my bleeding foot.
At least I have a fire going, and when it dies down I'm gonna cook a ribeye and some beets on it. I do have to hear some yapping and nagging though, so that's something.
Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 years ago
When the virgin stops bleedin, her B-hole needs breedin