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You're not being creative enough. The club only allows new members in after an in person "psych" test. The test has a bunch of odd questions that are "supposed so determine a persons motives", but in truth are just an excuse to not allow people in. The excuse for this test is obvious, since club members will be flying, and some trained to pilot, it needs to be ensured "they are of sound mental health".
Before any of this becomes a problem, a group of niggers who know how to keep their mouth shut are found and given a small retainer with the promise of a larger amount of cash should "the state fraudulently peruse diversity issues".

Then when the state starts screeching that you didn't let any of their niggers into your club. You say "that the fact that the state hired them to join the club to investigate possible diversity issues is more than likely why they failed the psych test. They were not joining for normal reasons and so their behavior was abnormal." Then you bring out the niggers you hired to be actors, and say "see we allow everyone into our club so long as they are mentally sound". The state grumbles for a while realizing they just got out jewed, but ultimately drops the issue, as it's not worth their time.

Of course, none of this may even be an issue as discriminatory clubs are allowed, and private airplanes and airlines are also legal.