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I Just Wrote My Own Children's Book

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to books 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:00:41 ago (+34/-0)     (books)

It's called "Uncle Will Made a Noose."


There are people outside
who will give such a fright
They all used to hide
in the cover of night

But then one day
the bad became bold
and what they ought not say
they cheerfully told

Uncle Will made a noose
to put around the sick heads
to heal these sick people
from the sick things they'd said

What's worse than what's said
are the things that they do
because the things in their head
just might involve you

They talk then they stalk
both woman and child
They really should walk
'cause Uncle Will's wild

Now the creeps are all gone
and the people have hope
They all became fond
of a magical rope

A message to thee
who would act fast and loose
You'll hang from a tree
with Uncle Will's noose.


19 comments block

anrach 2 points 11 months ago

that's really quite clever
it's really quite good
it should be published for the young-folk
would that it could