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Two recent events...

Walking down the street in a certain place I am approaching the downtown area. After walking all night I end up 20 miles further than I could have possibly walked...

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Me wandering around at night looking for a place to sleep after several locations ended up false starts:

Me: It'd be nice if I could find a church.

Jesus: Now, look (in a tone as if he meant it to mean 'let me make this clear to you' or 'let's get this straight') -

I look up and immediately see a large Methodist church in front of me. In other words, I looked.

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This sorta stuff happens to me all the time. I am clearly dealing with some kind of advanced technology or higher intelligence. But is it really Jesus? And what on earth is going on...