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I'll probably be dead by friday

submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:01:51 ago (+25/-3)     (whatever)

Got a fucking hurricane heading right for me here in Florida! Im not a fucking pussy coward like most of you here so I don't get up and run! I worked my ass off till retirement to build up what a got!!! Im riding this thing out on my own turf and if the good Lord decides its my time to die then so be it!! My bitch of a wife called me an idiot and took the kids to aunties house so it's just me and the two cats. Gonna hunker down in the attic and pray for the best! Got all my shit ready and 4 24x packs of coors lite! Pray for me Upgoaters! If i don't post by monday then that means im dead! SIMPER FI MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!


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Damn bros! Both ya'll living where I grew up? You had me at "Emerald Coast"
(Sadly, I no longer live in Northwest Florida. But hopefully I'll be back there one of these days)