If God is a DJ Then I'm a broken turntable Testament stuck in a notched groove If I could stick that needle in my arm
If the devil's the wind Then I'm smoke without fire Blasphemous sloth out of spite If I could get this fatwah off my head
If thine is the kingdom Then I'm faded glory Challenge (((Levi Strauss))) to a duel If I could rig mining cartels to explode
If Byzantium was the millennial reign Then demons run maritime law Might not be kosher to protestant parents If I'd need the assistance of saints
If I'm playing ball with the third shift nurse Paul Then I'll rhyme for that ex Soviet Well he prefers soccer and he don't like the Flyers If it fits, we're the state he escaped
If sugar and spice are why we have wars to fight Then I'm full of bloodlust on the moon Look at men without pussy, it's tragic yet funny If you're a groomed mouse with a complex and chip
If elephants and donkeys can find common ground Then this clinic would buckle and shake There's some shared perspective in our fake elections If we loosen our rhythm and rais(on)
Then there's the gift of free will If you know you can't know The incomprehensible mind of God Then you'll relax on verandas above porch monkeys and pandas It's that broken glass, dick dragging love
Smedleys_Butler 2 points 6 months ago
And all God's people said