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My worst fears have come true.

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 22:02:31 ago (+28/-0)     (Fatherhood)

My 3 year old has informed me that he now identifies as a spider. He now walks everywhere with a bizarre spider walk. It has been going on all evening. I am in shock. He looked at me with a straight face and said, "I'm a spider!". 3 weeks ago he was a robot, a crab and a monster before that.
Anyone know how to raise a spider? Do they only eat flies or will they also eat pet store bugs like crickets and mealworms? Do they need a little bowl of water or do they just suck the liquids from their prey. Please help!


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Mine likes to be a frog...ribbits and hops.