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This Goat has been resurrected 👻👻👻

submitted by PenisEnvy to whatever 2 monthsFeb 4, 2025 19:10:29 ago (+69/-0)     (whatever)

I did go home expecting to die there but my sister flew in and got me to a major regional medical center. I did lose my lower leg but they got the sepsis out of me. They gave me a med that nearly killed me but I wasn't alone. Whatever it was had been manufactured improperly so a lot of other people got messed up from it also. They told me that I was in a coma of sorts. Dunno, I lost a few days I do not have recollection of. But I am feeling a shit ton better. It is going to be different getting used to no left foot but I imagine things will be just fine. I have lost over 30 pounds during this ordeal so I am going to eat and eat when I get home.

Now for the heathens.... WTF, y'all made a tear in my eye with the RIP post. But if you leave dangus and Dirtywhiteboy write my eulogy I'd never forgive the lot of you.

It is nice to have my tablet back now I am not in ICU anymore. Just like the last hospital they block most of the interesting websites but we know how to get around that. Hopefully soon I will be shitposting my peoples and droning on about something stupid in chat with y'all again soon.

so for now, fuck off and see you tomorrow.


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Welcome back, stumpy.