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Per direct revelation from Jesus Christ I know that the reason he looked askance at sexual license is because it tends to take attention away from worship of God. He actually NEEDS worship. It's a kind of energy he thrives on.

He always knew though that sex was a sort of doomsday button to stop humans if they ever got out of control. The fuck n' suck will empower antiwork, and thus stop cold R&D on dangerous stuff like AI which threatens even him.

With my accidental spell casting on Christmas of 2019, and with him and Lucifer fulfilling the Process Church of the Final Judgment's prediction they'd make peace (this was said to have been an influence on Charlie), I have now been commissioned to put the fuck n' suck in place.

All of your present conceptions are out of date. Religious, social, political.

And I am increasingly being integrated into the mysteries of the universe.

Jesus Christ is not a Jew though. He isn't even a human being. He was incarnated as a Jew in order to fulfill a prophecy. This too is something he has made very clear to me.