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the man was in his backyard with his back to the bird when the cassowary approached him and kicked him in the back of the leg
submitted by paul_neri to Australia 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 03:35:27 ago (+2/-1) (www.news.com.au)
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/man-in-his-70s-hospitalised-following-cassowary-attack-in-backyard/news-story/16607613e0bdd2f369b0f1382afaa32c

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paul_neri 0 points 2 months ago

Be your death roll, dude!