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I'm sorry dangus, I've let you down again. I'm no tech-head, dude. I'm not a natural with mechanical stuff and could never have been a tradie much to the chagrin of the two wives in my life whose daddies were tradies.

https://img.gvid.tv/i/3UCzzh8w.jpg

How people manage to get the tap in the right position with these containers without wrecking the thread by forcing things is beyond me. I've come up with a solution:

https://img.gvid.tv/i/2mnXNbbd.jpg

I guess another possibility is to put the tap in the right position and glue it with a waterproof glue?
As usual any hints would be appreciated.