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Most wine keys or corkscrews are, what, 4 inches long?

Imagine a huge bottle of wine with a cork 4 miles long.

Now imagine a corkscrew big enough to pull that cork out.

Now imagine you have cameras in the actual cork. Fiber optic cameras or something.

You take pictures as this giant corkscrew passes through the giant cork, and you compare them and notice an observable pattern.

You draw this as a vector.

Is your eureka moment that this must mean the cork must be stationary?

Is that flat earth thinking?