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Or, discreet pepper spray on a regular basis so they keep having to close.

Could be considered terrorism or illegal use of a weapon at minimum.

An alternative is fart spray. I can only imagine the mysterious SMELL.

Hard to eat when you're blowing chunks from the smell of a customer.
Hard to do much of anything under those conditions really.