Had a cyst on my tailbone. It was a big nasty fucker, looked like a whitehead, but the size of a half dollar coin. It was super painful to even wear jeans, fucker was angry. Lanced that bastard with a sewing needle, then opened it up a little more with a paring knife. Got about a shot glass worth of puss out and it smelled like the Ganges. Got it cleaned up real good and slapped some gauze on it. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm a new man. I can sit on my ass again without feeling like eating a bullet. My wife thinks I'm insane, but you really can't argue with results. Anyway, yeah I really don't like hospitals. That was one of the most painful things I've done, but at least I didn't have to deal with Dr Diversity and Nurse tiktok. Y'all think I can run that paring knife through the dishwasher, or should I just throw it in my tackle box?
Next time go get yourself some toothache gel for a $1.25 from the dollar tree. The s*** is 20% benzocaine the same stuff that they inject in your gums so they can work on your teeth (the benzocaine not the gel). It also works on the surface of your skin on hangnails ingrown toenails anything you've got to cut off. $1.25 at Dollar tree. Stock up you never know when they'll run out.
Crackinjokes 1 points 17 hours ago
Next time go get yourself some toothache gel for a $1.25 from the dollar tree. The s*** is 20% benzocaine the same stuff that they inject in your gums so they can work on your teeth (the benzocaine not the gel). It also works on the surface of your skin on hangnails ingrown toenails anything you've got to cut off. $1.25 at Dollar tree. Stock up you never know when they'll run out.