Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.
Chase Chance Bruklin/Brooklyn Riley Peyton/Payton Emory Avery Taylor Sidney/Sydney Jordan Reagan
FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.
Drstrangestgov 0 points 2 hours ago
I like the the name "fecker". As in "ain't he a cute lil' fecker?" And "you best get to splittin' that wood, fecker".