Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.
Chase Chance Bruklin/Brooklyn Riley Peyton/Payton Emory Avery Taylor Sidney/Sydney Jordan Reagan
FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.
Trope 0 points 4 hours ago
Knew a girl named Madison. Cute little responsible thing.
Saw that bitch years later at a bar with a mustache. Very self-mutilating. Likely long gone by now.