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I go to jail tonight

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 7 hoursMay 15, 2025 15:57:54 ago (+32/-1)     (whatever)

Jail is basically just time out for big boys, it's just boring.

I was sentenced to 30 days because the jew lawyer I hired did a shitty job. Literally a jew, his last name is Bernstein. He obsessively asked if I want to go to trial instead of a plea deal. It's a DUI, how do you win a trial?

I got the DUII in the stupidest way. I used Uber all night and walked home after my last stop. Was going through a bad break up and just recovered from cancer a a few months prior.

I saw a tow truck rolling around and went to go move my car on a rainy night. My car slid a bit from Fall leaves but possibly also the alcohol (No definitely), hit the fence entrance of the apartment complex I live at. Was like oh shit well just will park in my spot and tell them in the morning (200 ft away). A Karen called then cops instead of confronting me. I was already sleeping inside my place and my former friend/roommate LET the cops into our place and had me arrested. One of the biggest dipshits I've ever lived with.

So, as I am at fault and shouldn't have drove .2 miles, this is my repercussion I have to deal with.

What I'm always shocked though is that I've never seen the foreign shit skins in this country in jail as much as White people.

I have a damn good job, a good place, and my lawyer barely fought for any of those facts.


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The worst part is my roommate lied to me telling me the door was open and the cops let their selves in. Then I got the police report.

I asked him if he sticks with his story and he was like yeah, you should sue them.

The police story said he guided and let them in. My roommate then said "I didn't think you'd figure it out I'm so sorry bro".

It's funny now because you can't make this shit up. Guy is an absolute moron. We are no longer friends.