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I go to jail tonight

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 7 hoursMay 15, 2025 15:57:54 ago (+32/-1)     (whatever)

Jail is basically just time out for big boys, it's just boring.

I was sentenced to 30 days because the jew lawyer I hired did a shitty job. Literally a jew, his last name is Bernstein. He obsessively asked if I want to go to trial instead of a plea deal. It's a DUI, how do you win a trial?

I got the DUII in the stupidest way. I used Uber all night and walked home after my last stop. Was going through a bad break up and just recovered from cancer a a few months prior.

I saw a tow truck rolling around and went to go move my car on a rainy night. My car slid a bit from Fall leaves but possibly also the alcohol (No definitely), hit the fence entrance of the apartment complex I live at. Was like oh shit well just will park in my spot and tell them in the morning (200 ft away). A Karen called then cops instead of confronting me. I was already sleeping inside my place and my former friend/roommate LET the cops into our place and had me arrested. One of the biggest dipshits I've ever lived with.

So, as I am at fault and shouldn't have drove .2 miles, this is my repercussion I have to deal with.

What I'm always shocked though is that I've never seen the foreign shit skins in this country in jail as much as White people.

I have a damn good job, a good place, and my lawyer barely fought for any of those facts.


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My roommate let them inside my house and he woke me up to them. They smelled booze on my breath and had me do a test and I failed.

If I had a good layer, this should have been a different case. My jew lawyer didn't try because he wanted me to be desperate for a trial rather than the current plea deal. I could tell he wasn't trying. I paid him upfront, and he kept saying, if we go to trial it will be more money and asked me if I wanted to go to trial with every conversation we had. He did not respect my opinion, and was obsessed with the trial aspect.