Jail is basically just time out for big boys, it's just boring.
I was sentenced to 30 days because the jew lawyer I hired did a shitty job. Literally a jew, his last name is Bernstein. He obsessively asked if I want to go to trial instead of a plea deal. It's a DUI, how do you win a trial?
I got the DUII in the stupidest way. I used Uber all night and walked home after my last stop. Was going through a bad break up and just recovered from cancer a a few months prior.
I saw a tow truck rolling around and went to go move my car on a rainy night. My car slid a bit from Fall leaves but possibly also the alcohol (No definitely), hit the fence entrance of the apartment complex I live at. Was like oh shit well just will park in my spot and tell them in the morning (200 ft away). A Karen called then cops instead of confronting me. I was already sleeping inside my place and my former friend/roommate LET the cops into our place and had me arrested. One of the biggest dipshits I've ever lived with.
So, as I am at fault and shouldn't have drove .2 miles, this is my repercussion I have to deal with.
What I'm always shocked though is that I've never seen the foreign shit skins in this country in jail as much as White people.
I have a damn good job, a good place, and my lawyer barely fought for any of those facts.
They dont rape each other in county jail. That's prison, which is only for longer sentences. When you do small time you go to county Jail.
30-90 days jail is a summer camp. You might get in a fight, if you're a prick. Mind your business, I barely spoke to anyone except old white people I played cards with. There will be a chessboard and someone who always wants to play it, like annoyingly so. They are pretty cool (if you like playing chess). Sit in your rack and read books. You can hold a shit in for about 2 weeks, but after that, you will need to poop (toilets are out in the open). It's easier if you wait until everyone is asleep, but theres always that one asshole who will wake up and look right at you.
puremadness 6 points 7 hours ago
They dont rape each other in county jail.
That's prison, which is only for longer sentences.
When you do small time you go to county Jail.
30-90 days jail is a summer camp. You might get in a fight, if you're a prick.
Mind your business, I barely spoke to anyone except old white people I played cards with.
There will be a chessboard and someone who always wants to play it, like annoyingly so.
They are pretty cool (if you like playing chess).
Sit in your rack and read books.
You can hold a shit in for about 2 weeks, but after that, you will need to poop (toilets are out in the open).
It's easier if you wait until everyone is asleep, but theres always that one asshole who will wake up and look right at you.