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I did the math and calculated what the jews owe us

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 1 dayJun 13, 2025 21:57:52 ago (+29/-0)     (whatever)

Given that the holocaust never happened I say they owe us 6,000,000 dead jews since 1945. Given that jews invented usury I say we add a 22% APR for every year the promised number was not met. Therefore I dare say they owe us 48.6 trillion dead jews.


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One of the greatest lines that I ever heard was from Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV when he was talking to the other Russian guy who said Niko owed him money. Niko responded, "the only payment that I owe you is a bullet to the head. Don't worry, I intend to repay in full, with plenty of interest."