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Do you get the urge to flick air pods out of people's ears when they walk past you?

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 6, 2024 14:30:40 ago (+1/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

I sure as hell do. Retards have no spatial awareness. They could cross an intersection and not hear the screeching tires of a car heading right for them. Always plugged in and oblivious to the world around them. They are so uncomfortable with their own thoughts that they have to drown out any internal monologue with podcasts, shitty music, or audiobooks. Never a moment of reflection or introspection.

I just want to flick those stupid little air pods out of their ears and force them to acknowledge the world around them.


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My wife does that. She has an old set that doesn't even work but she wears them when she goes out in public so people won't talk to her.