A man and woman are lying in bed at night, and the wife asks the husband, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"
To which the husband replies "I guess so".
Irritated, the wife asks "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
The husband thinks for a minute and says "Probably"
The wife then asks, with gritted teeth, "Would you let her use my golf clubs"
Without a second of hesitation the husband replied "No."
Relieved, but confused, the wife asks "Why not?"
To which the husband responds "She is not left handed"
