I scared the shit out of one of my wagies at work with this today. Called him into the office, saying I needed to ask him something right away. He shows up wide eyed and clearly worried.
"(wagie), how do we know for sure Santa isn't a jew?"
He says nothing, but stares daggers at me realizing I'm just fucking with him.
Door slams open on a bar. Footsteps are heard but nothing is seen until a tiny man jumps up on the bar.
A man walks into the bar, looks at the tiny man, looks back at the barman and asks slyly... 'watchadoooooin?'
The barman grins and winks at the man, reaches behind the bar, brings out and slaps down on the counter, a tiny man sized piano for the tiny man sitting there.
The new patron is just bursting by now trying to hold his tongue pissing the tiny man right off to the point that he turns to the man looks him dead in the eye and yells in a booming loud voice,
"WHAT THE FUCK YAS WANT CUNT?"
...
"watchadoooooin?" Says the man sheepishly.
"TRYING TO WRITE A CONCERTO AND HAVE A QUITE DRINK! ITS A PUB YOU STUPID BASTARD, NOW FUCK OFF"
The man loses his grin, takes the hint, and sits down.
