Etymology lesson of the day: "Cracker" is old-timey slang for a braggart. Someone who is loud and boastful and thinks very highly of themselves and wants you to know it. "To crack" meant to sing praises or be hyped up for something. Hence the phrase "Not all it's cracked up to be"
Now, when you think of a loud, obnoxious, boastful type who wants everyone to see just how high of a pedestal they put themselves on, who does that remind you of?
w Sucks you got canned, but good thing you have options to fall back on. I have nothing else to add that hasn't been said, but when are you going to change your name to AnkleEnvy?
You could literally read the script on paper and be able to pick up the sarcasm if you weren't developmentally disabled. It's pretty in-your-face. Be honest, you didn't watch it did you? You read the title and made up your mind.
I was riding my bike once (like a faggot, i know), and a squirrel landed in my lap and freaked out like nig related for a second then hopped away. I wish I could say I handled it well, but It was so quick, I thought a pinecone or something fell on me so I didn't have the chance to handle it well. We did have a moment of eye contact as he was exiting my lap though, which was nice.
I'll preface this by saying I believe this is fake and I agree with you, but to play devil's advocate:
>a camera isnt surviving a plane crash into a building
Some kind of black-box housing for a big beefy camera sounds feasible for 2001.
>aint no way any commercial pilot in their right mind back then is going to fuck around with a goddamn broadcasting setup in a plane just for kicks
I could see some kind of security camera setup being a thing. We've all seen time-lapse videos from the cockpit on youtube. How many of those are from the early 2000's and before, no fucking idea. But I could see it.
Still don't think the video is real though. Hard to spot any AI artifacts on a 8x8 grid of pixels. The antenna on top of the tower does change a few times pretty abruptly, but that could be chalked up to video compression.
Assuming you've tried talking to him and he;'s not willing to be reasonable, just throw on some gloves and dump the bags out in front of his door. He'll either clean it up or at the very least have to deal with it again.
Or send photos to the landlord to explain the pest control bill you're going to be sending them.
You could dish soap the floor and scotch-tape some razor blades or fish hooks to the backside of his door handle, but that's unrelated to the issue at hand, you could do it though, I wont stop you.
Racist ass manager asked her to call ahead if she's gonna be more than an hour late. Then offered her perfume to cover up the smell of weed. Totally proportional response in my opinion.
It's cotton. A huge sack probably weighs 20 lbs. 50 if it rains. That being said, picking cotton was probably the best job those niggers could hope for outside of being the "house nigger". Carrying sacks of fruit and shoveling shit or working in a 1700's era factory probably wasn't that great though.
I've known enough niggers in my time to know that maybe 1 out of 100 are ok... until they're not. I don't know how often you interact with them but I'd be willing to bet in a room full of white people, they're the loudest, dumbest, most ignorant, door-blocking with their nigger conversations, phone on full-blast tiktok watching in a crowded public place... Sorry, I got sidetracked. Just don't relax is all I'm saying.
I've seen this a few times and that ghoulish creature that starts talking about 30 seconds in always tricks my brain into thinking I'm listening to Juden Peterson when he was on his drug binge.
Look at it compared to the size of his hand. It doesn't even really look that big. Like average-rat-sized. I had a pair of rats bigger than that trying to get into my house a while ago in Florida. I just started feeding the stray cats on my street and the problem pretty much solved itself.
I don't know about your niggers, but niggers in my neck of the woods like to cross the street halfway then stand in the suicide lane with card roaring by on both sides for 2 minutes. God, I hope to oneday see one get ragdolled and fly straight up in the air like a ninja star.
JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
Just throw a few handfuls of job applications. They'll clear out for a few hours so you can fortify.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 3 months ago
How does it simultaneously sound like a fart, a struggling lawnmower engine, and my grandma's chihuahua that bit me when I was 8?
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
Nope. Comes from england. Some nigger probably heard massa say it and did what niggers do. Stole it.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
Etymology lesson of the day: "Cracker" is old-timey slang for a braggart. Someone who is loud and boastful and thinks very highly of themselves and wants you to know it. "To crack" meant to sing praises or be hyped up for something. Hence the phrase "Not all it's cracked up to be"
Now, when you think of a loud, obnoxious, boastful type who wants everyone to see just how high of a pedestal they put themselves on, who does that remind you of?
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 3 months ago
Once you go black, you're not welcome back.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 3 months ago
So I guess Dino is a velociraptor now, Wilma is 400+lbs, and the series ends when Pebbles is born and Fred gives Wilma a black eye?
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
w Sucks you got canned, but good thing you have options to fall back on. I have nothing else to add that hasn't been said, but when are you going to change your name to AnkleEnvy?
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 3 months ago
You should'a changed da tires be-foe we got up here. Dis yo fault!
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 3 months ago
You could literally read the script on paper and be able to pick up the sarcasm if you weren't developmentally disabled. It's pretty in-your-face. Be honest, you didn't watch it did you? You read the title and made up your mind.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
I was riding my bike once (like a faggot, i know), and a squirrel landed in my lap and freaked out like nig related for a second then hopped away. I wish I could say I handled it well, but It was so quick, I thought a pinecone or something fell on me so I didn't have the chance to handle it well. We did have a moment of eye contact as he was exiting my lap though, which was nice.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
I'll preface this by saying I believe this is fake and I agree with you, but to play devil's advocate:
>a camera isnt surviving a plane crash into a building
Some kind of black-box housing for a big beefy camera sounds feasible for 2001.
>aint no way any commercial pilot in their right mind back then is going to fuck around with a goddamn broadcasting setup in a plane just for kicks
I could see some kind of security camera setup being a thing. We've all seen time-lapse videos from the cockpit on youtube. How many of those are from the early 2000's and before, no fucking idea. But I could see it.
Still don't think the video is real though. Hard to spot any AI artifacts on a 8x8 grid of pixels. The antenna on top of the tower does change a few times pretty abruptly, but that could be chalked up to video compression.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
No, black goats just have a more violent nature than white ones.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 3 months ago
"If we lived in a more sensible time, you would have listened."
"Ok but we're not".
I miss when satire was distinguishable from reality.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 3 months ago
Assuming you've tried talking to him and he;'s not willing to be reasonable, just throw on some gloves and dump the bags out in front of his door. He'll either clean it up or at the very least have to deal with it again.
Or send photos to the landlord to explain the pest control bill you're going to be sending them.
You could dish soap the floor and scotch-tape some razor blades or fish hooks to the backside of his door handle, but that's unrelated to the issue at hand, you could do it though, I wont stop you.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 4 months ago
Racist ass manager asked her to call ahead if she's gonna be more than an hour late. Then offered her perfume to cover up the smell of weed. Totally proportional response in my opinion.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 4 months ago
Sir, this entire thread has been one big emotional response to getting banned from an internet forum.
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JohnnyKarateChop 6 points 4 months ago
It's cotton. A huge sack probably weighs 20 lbs. 50 if it rains. That being said, picking cotton was probably the best job those niggers could hope for outside of being the "house nigger". Carrying sacks of fruit and shoveling shit or working in a 1700's era factory probably wasn't that great though.
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JohnnyKarateChop 7 points 4 months ago
Extremely massive objects tend to have that effect.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 4 months ago
It looks like the kinda place no one wants to go because there's no room to run around or swim. My kinda hang-out spot.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 4 months ago
I've known enough niggers in my time to know that maybe 1 out of 100 are ok... until they're not. I don't know how often you interact with them but I'd be willing to bet in a room full of white people, they're the loudest, dumbest, most ignorant, door-blocking with their nigger conversations, phone on full-blast tiktok watching in a crowded public place... Sorry, I got sidetracked. Just don't relax is all I'm saying.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 4 months ago
I've seen this a few times and that ghoulish creature that starts talking about 30 seconds in always tricks my brain into thinking I'm listening to Juden Peterson when he was on his drug binge.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 4 months ago
Look at it compared to the size of his hand. It doesn't even really look that big. Like average-rat-sized. I had a pair of rats bigger than that trying to get into my house a while ago in Florida. I just started feeding the stray cats on my street and the problem pretty much solved itself.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 4 months ago
I don't know about your niggers, but niggers in my neck of the woods like to cross the street halfway then stand in the suicide lane with card roaring by on both sides for 2 minutes. God, I hope to oneday see one get ragdolled and fly straight up in the air like a ninja star.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 4 months ago
Ooooooh you mean like a drug sniffing dog that triggers a probable cause search. I was imagining a COMPLETELY different scenario.
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 4 months ago
Nigger is so scared to steal again he's starting to turn White.
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