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^^^^ Saltine ^^^^

Not even a Ritz in the box.

Etymology lesson of the day: "Cracker" is old-timey slang for a braggart. Someone who is loud and boastful and thinks very highly of themselves and wants you to know it. "To crack" meant to sing praises or be hyped up for something. Hence the phrase "Not all it's cracked up to be"

Now, when you think of a loud, obnoxious, boastful type who wants everyone to see just how high of a pedestal they put themselves on, who does that remind you of?