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Zyklonbeekeeper
Member for: 4.3 years

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IS THIS THE NIG WHO BIDEN PUNCHED OUT?     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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Super Hero of the Caribbean.
Faster than a rabid canine hit with a bottle of water, stronger than a cloud of sewage fume at high noon and able to leap and bound over a prison wall topped with razor wire...when a cry for crack screeches through the overtones of silence during a Baptist revival and the only rock around is compressed Ajax cleaner never fear "POPCANN" is here...not only to say hi but to get you high.

https://jamaica-star.com/article/entertainment/20241127/popcaan-action-figure-hit-market-debut-album-anniversary
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I LISTENED TO HARRY VOX LAST NIGHT...     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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....he was right on.

Although I have ambivalent feelings for Vox he was 100% correct last night.

With all the misery the left put Trump through he had better reciprocate in kind.

"THEY TRIED TO KILL YOU DONALD, THEY TRIED TO IMPRISON YOU DONALD,
THEY SULLIED YOUR REPUTATION...EVEN WORSE, THEY TRIED TO BANKRUPT YOU...DONALD TRUMP." (my words not Vox)

Revenge in the harshest form(s) is/are justified.

Now let's see who Donald Trump really is.

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REMEMBER, SILENCE IS A FORM OF SPEECH...     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

18 comments

....the volume of which is deafening when appropriated with conviction.

Sometimes the eyes hear more than the ears...many times the mind is adrift from what is perceived.

Reality is too often filtered through preconceived notions subliminally and overtly programmed/inculcated into the behavioral management system responsible for ensuring a corresponding fact based response or reaction as opposed to one based upon propaganda and wishfull illusion.

NOTE...a substantial portion of OPs here are suffering from diluted brain aether and I'm here to help...for just $999.99 plus 25% gratuity and 15% admin fee I am willing to assist in corrective directions that will lead to a more fulfilling life of drudgery and ample misery...no need to thank me, it's the least I can do for the faggots whom I consider are more dear to me than estranged family members.
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MULTIPLE GODS??     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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A long while back, 1969-75, I "studied" with the frenzied cult of Jehovah's Witnesses. Looking back I'm fucking embarrassed about the whole thing. There was 2 anxious reasons for it that had significant influence excluding my religious family environment.

The 1st anxious reason was the overwhelming abundance of hot good looking "witness" girls who, for some reason, dressed as slutty as they could, fuck, I can't think of one set of legs that wasn't appealing...and they wanted boyfriends ASAP.
Second anxious reason, the Hall Elder is a former cop appointed Crown Prosecutor, he was also my neighbor and fishing buddy of my father...he also informed me that I'm going to be a cop. He hands me a yellow paper and tells me to sign it. No interviews and review committee, no character reference etc, just show up at the department on the date and prepare for 6weeks training in Aylmer Ontario. That's how close I was to becoming a cop...I pulled out at the last moment, long story short, I was to begin undercover in Hamilton. I just wanted a regular officer job that demanded only driving around processing detainees.

There was eventually the time when I started asking questions, things were getting complicated. I like to figure things out or learn how to figure them out..."God works in mysterious ways" wasn't cutting it anymore. There was no logic in the "GREATEST STORY EVER SOLD" anymore. So I walked.

BUT....I would like this one explained, it's from the
King James Version

Kings 1:1

36 And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada answered the king, and said, "AMEN": the Lord God of my lord the king say so too.

The "LORD GOD OF MY LORD"

The way I read it is that Benaiah's LORD, has a LORD GOD over him.

A direct, logical explanation without nuance or delusion would be great.
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ABOUT THE CAVES IN QUMRAN     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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Fucking jews love telling stories of their caves, particularly the one of the Dead Sea scrolls.

According to ficticious accounts, a sheep herder went looking for his lost plate of mutton and just so happened to find the scrolls inside clay ostra.

How in the fuck did this sheep herder get to that cave when Greg Lake had to access that same cave by helicopter in order to make this vid?
I'm asking a serious question here.
https://inv.nadeko.net/yfY4b1NszpY?t=27
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SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE IS UNFAMILIAR WITH      (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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Throughout the 80s and up to 1995/96/97, the clear weakly wage for the average stripper was $900.00-$1,200 00, showgirls cleared anywhere from $2,300.00 - $2,700.00. Some showgirls who were booked for one month minimum tours in Mexico were pulling in an average $5,000.00 US weekly with airfare, accommodation, meals, limited free drinks and taxi service with bodyguard. There was about a 15year stretch where "EXOTIC DANCERS" (STRIPPERS) made very big money.

The big money girls came with former talents, mainly gymnastics and bodybuilding. We had one girl that traveled the circuit with a complete crew, 2 semi haulers, cube van and limo while she flew to destination, that broad was $20,000.00 a week less 30% if held over, didn't drink, no drugs and very hard to get along with. She was in it for only the cash, and she carried a library of law books, she was studying to be a lawyer, today she's with a law firm in Vancouver.

Many of these broads had only business in mind, many fucked up too.

Being involved in this lifestyle presented a learning experience unattainable in conventional society, there was also a wealth of information undisclosed to the general public that certain dancers were good at obtaining for us...we had shit on cops that they thought was privy only to them, in fact one high ranking cop went down for dealing blow that he was stealing from the evidence vault. I had a girl who worked the Detroit Grand Rapids circuit who acquired enough dirt on this fucker to bring him down. (by his own doings)

Eventually, waking up in the middle of Montana with their hair turning gray, there's no account for the time that dissappeared and that hits hard.
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THE TUNE OF A SIGNIFICANT PAST     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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Early to mid 80s, Barton Street Hamilton near STELCO and DOFASCO steel mills, bro just took 5 rnds of .38 to the back while on his bike, 2 of which he carried until he road off into the sunset 2 years ago...if not for his thick leather jacket and "ROCKER" vest he would've been buried that week.

This tune was the ambient noise in the club house while discussions were underway in another windowless sound absorbing room that was regularly "swept" for hidden electronic surveillance devices.

Just a point of interest, in the main get-together room was a 60gallon fish aquarium with 2 fucking beastly pirhanas, big fish with chainsaw teeth...whenever we cranked this tune the vibes would set the fish into a frenzy pattern and every moment of theirs was in perfect sync, and when some bait fish (live food) were thrown into the tank...fucking wow, what a show. Another point of interest, given the large luminous spotlight we were constantly under we would experience some inconvenient intrusion by "special forces RCMP org. crime biker division", what made these cocksuckers special was that a half dozen "SF officers" were granted "WRIT OF ASSISTANCE" meaning that they did not require a court certified "search warrant" and these assholes were Frenchies out of Montreal, 2 of whom were actual components to the "French Connection" (Gene Hackman movie) New York/Montreal mafia takedown, but the 1st time these useless cops intruded (they tried their "boy oh boy" Hazbro battering ram on the plate steel door and looked like out of shape morons, they couldn't even make a dent, but we through the bolts and let them in) they found nothing incriminating but tried to get us on the illegal importation and possession of exotic/invasive species to which didn't even hit the courts.

They were a sloppy bunch, the fucking dough head RCs were always being fucked over and around by us, anyways that's another post for another day. I've got some real good stories of those days.

Anyways, WOLF by NASH THE SLASH, a Toronto band back in the days of "MAX WEBSTER" and "DAVID WILCOX" (another story for another day)

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=C_8QOdd2jQc
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PUMP IT UP WITH SOME RITCHIE BLACKMORE      (music)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to music 6 months ago

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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=cDG_2yxXY1c&listen=false

Great motoring music
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AND THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE CRAZY     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 months ago

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In reference to a post by CONSPIROLOGIST re only 1% visibility of the light spectrum by the human eye...it only stands to reason that 99% of capabilities are not utilized.

And the "experts" know this how?...how can this claim be proved and how was it discovered?

The subconsious mind picks up more than eyesight...ambient imput registers in the subconsious mind, latent in dormancy until out of nowhere a dejavu moment where something about whatever you're engaged in has a familiarity feel to it. If in conversation something might suddenly inexplicably come to mind and after relaying that stored info you're wondering how you acquired it, chances are, in the past, ie work, while being focused on the detail of whatever, you may have been in close proximity to a conversation, or media report from a radio or TV in the area, or whatever external influence in your vicinity, and although you weren't paying attention your subconsious was absorbing, registering and assigning an activation code, a future triggering mechanism that initiates it's release.
The trigger mechanism being a future conversation, a media report or whatever in your vicinity is relevant...at that moment it's like "dejavu".

Ancient theory is that when the elderly enter that period of "2nd childhood", and this is why the elderly are (wrongly) seen as senile, because they have so much time doing nothing anymore, no purpose or function and no detail to be focused on, their subconsious mind releases, in a calibrated way, all of the ambient activity and external information absorbed over the years. But nobody will understand how you came up with whatever it was that you said, in fact you won't even know where you got it and that's because it was subconsiously acquired and stored.

Poor Jonny, he doesn't even know what he's saying anymore...second childhood he's gone senile. When in fact Jonny is perfectly "S.A.N.E."

The subconsious mind is a multi tasking system that the conscious mind is incapable of. But there is a way to initialize subconsious recall and much of it is "SITUATION AWARENESS".

And I'll just leave it there at that
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I AM FUCKING PISSED, THE STEEL FRAME CHAIR I WAS SITTING IN COLLAPSED....     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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....I feel the damage now, free fall onto one's tailbone rattles the body and jolts the brain, those with exceptionally large brains tend to absorb more shock resulting in a dull throb resonating through the medulla oblongata similar to the blast of energy from a 165grn .30cal rnd.

But I can't believe I've got no pain in the contact area, only shoulder line and up the back of my head.

If not for my oversized brain I never would have been able to read the warning note that the wife left on the seat of the chair that I just took for granted was another warning about being locked out of the house if I don't shower at least once every 2weeks.

Anyways, because of this seismic event and the disruptive imbalance of my neuro sensory patterns I just may have to limit my interactions to include a more brief scaled down post, at least limited to 5,009 words.

I know it's gonna be hard on you guys but please accept my humbled arrogance as somewhat of a disingenuous apology.
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TROPICS AND SAHARA DESERT ARE EXPERIENCING EXTREME WEATHER CHANGES     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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In addition to the deluge of precip in the Sahara Desert the Caribbean is also experiencing a different weather pattern. This is not a gradual subtle change, it's rapid and significant.

When I first started mingling in the Caribbean 35 years ago the heat was stifling, without air-conditioning getting to sleep or banging some rich Euro bitch was impossible.

As a side note...I had this dame from the Basque region who was totally green to my subculture world, she had a propaganda view of the world we made and controlled...she couldn't get enough, anyways power outages in the Caribbean are common and back in the 80s and into the late 90s emergency power generation was scarce. She was in an upscale resort and no electricity, same as my villa in the West end of the island...for two days we tried to romp and it was not fun, but after the power came back she took a punishment, and with a smile.

Now back to the the post.

According to recent news the Sahara region of Morocco has not had rain of this quantity for centuries or millennia and now shallow lakes have formed.

As for the Caribbean, it was I think 2002, just after the Mossad lit up the Trade Center buildings, but I noticed that the nights were getting cooler and it was 2006, I remember this year because Michael Savage announced that he was terminating his contract with XM radio and I was pissed, but I remember 3nights of weather that was so cool that I had to sleep in my long underwear. I even had to bring back a few winter coats for the crew working the upper elevations in the center of the island, fuck I even had to use the heater in my Suzuki Jimny at times.

Now there's warnings in the Caribbean tropics of a cold/cool front moving in. Niggers aren't prepared for a chilling encounter.

There's a major shift in the Geo-magnetic N pole and it's not the natural gradual cycle shift, it's almost as if the earth's core and crust are sticking together and causing plate movement.

https://www.iflscience.com/rare-heavy-rainfall-sees-sahara-flood-for-first-time-in-decades-76356
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IN THE TOP TEN SONGS OF ALL TIME      (music)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to music 7 months ago

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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=yRvljAT4O6Q&listen=false
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MUSIC DOESN'T SOLVE PROBLEMS , BUT IT HELPS UNDERSTANDING THEM      (music)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to music 7 months ago

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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=VrbgbL-iIOY&listen=false
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SUPERIOR IQ AND GENITALIA PICS     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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24hrs have gone by and without a hitch, the perfect disappearance of a micro-portion, irrefutablly, of the most valuable thing in life....TIME....be wise with it, don't be the recklessly frivolous faggot goof who incinerates valuable time by posting visions of deluded thoughts and poor advice on internet sites and forums. Do something constructive with your life.

While being constructive with my time I noticed a post from FRATERNAL VOAT OP, the ILLUSTRIOUS "CONSPIROLOGIST" and I must state that the "copy and paste" format along with the intricate, multidimensional detailing, signifies an IQ level achievable to Sub Sahara Africans while in an LSD induced state of mind.

///2 Missouri officers accused of stealing nude photos from dozens of women's phones at traffic stops///

Well guess what, I've got nudes of a few wives formerly married to cops, I will state this, regardless of the split personality and inherent feminista leanings that many dumb clueless slut ditch pig females have today, these dames have done me no wrong so why would I want to do them harm...this internet exhibitionism era is a litmus test for humanity to see just how many chowder head exhibitionists are so blind to consequences that they globally expose themselves.

FUCKING DUMB, THE ONLY THING DUMBER THAN A DICK PIC IS A PIC OF DICK WITH NO DICK.

There's no shame today and that's not good,
Did the absence of shame cause this mass stupidity, or did mass stupidity cause the absence of shame?

This is not SUPERIOR IQ

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IRAN TALKS A TOUGH GAME BUT HASN'T HIT THE FIELD YET     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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Is this a clever ruse?

Iran's proxy faction, Hizzbola, is a real problem for the
over- rated IDF, Hizzbola is bombing the shit out of Israel and has the IDF rendered disorganized and ineffective.

Iran's position is one of restraint and reason given that there's been no all out offensive against Israel. There's no way they can be accused of initiating a major war with America's greatest ally because they're not involved.

Is Iran "all in for Hizzbola", a blank cheque for anything that goes bang or boom?

Israel is beginning to fracture, the jews are restless and are turning on each other.
Things are not boding well for the kikes.
Neytenahu has many internal enemies now.
Cash contributions are getting tight.
NATO ally Turkey cut ties with Israel.
✡️ spectators are getting shit kickings at soccer events where Mossad agents disguised as White Nationals instigate chaos.
Hizzbola is appearing more powerful than the IDF sodomite fags.

On the world stage Iran is looking well composed and civilized.

And I wish all the best to Hizzbola in their defense against the single greatest threat the world faces today.

RADICAL, JUDEO-BOLSHEVIK SUPREMACY is the only enemy that humanity has.
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ABOUT PUNISHMENT AND TORTURE...A SPIN-OFF      (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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Regarding a post from, (I think) was "OP EXTRAORDINAIRE" that mrfoomanchu guy or whatever, pertained to the moral/ethical concerns fundamental to the discretionary application of persuasive measures/torture, mental or physical, in this case the perp is a diddler which does not have any right to life, and by virtue of his cold, calculated actions, has proven that he's insentient and callous...it's impossible to torture someone (by definition) who feels no pain.

Vlad Tepes kept it simple. Every man his own judge, there is nothing in-between right and wrong, one is either living within moral and legal boundaries or not and is subject to punishment.

What's interesting about the manner in which, and severity, the punishment was determined.
Punishment was directly proportionate to wealth and social status.

If a wealthy person with prominent social status commits theft or some form of moral turpitude then the crime is arrogantly committed out of greed or depravity.
A plebe of low status steals out of the need to eat...and feed family.
Transylvania had no room for wealthy arrogant criminals.

Punishment was harsh for breaching the trust of the people, especially when every man is his own judge.

Tell you right now, if the Golan Heights looked like a pin cushion from impaled kikes the message would be loud and clear, the message being that the ✡️ cannot be trusted to judge itself and time's up
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IS VOAT DOWN AGAIN?     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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NOTE...IF NOT PLEASE DISREGARD THIS POST AND CONTINUE ON. THERE'S PLENTY ROOM HERE FOR RIDICULE, DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER AND DEROGATORY ACCURACY.

As well as shitposting
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MYTH...SHARKS DO NOT SMELL BLOOD IN THE WATER     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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Another academic untruth.

Sharks detect the reactive mixture of blood and salt water.

When blood and salt water combine it creates a chemical reaction with a "sizzling" effect that sharks can hone in on with their complex sensory system located in their snout...they're not picking up the scent.

Most of everything that (((academia))) has put out in the last 80 years is a lie.
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I INTRODUCE TO YOU........BEAR, 500LBS OF MUSCLE, FUR AND CLAWS, SHE IS BEAR OF THE YEAR AND APPEARS AS MY AVATAR      (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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FEMINISTAS KILLED ROLLER DERBY     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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Back in the early mid-late 20th century it was a yearly tradition for girls who've reached the age of 16 to impress upon men the endearing and submissive qualities expected of them as well as the physical capabilities comparative to household duties and, most importantly, nightly carnal obligations.

Before a girl of proper age could date and court pre-adult men of brutish strength, deft in demeanor and of superior intellectual quality with a healthy pessimistic personality, they had to compete with each other with the intent of proving that they were of worthy status.

I'll never forget the night of the big clash when buddy and I had a dozen dames competing for our flimsy affection. After being deluged with phone numbers, chicken kiev recipes and week old g-strings, the one minute prep ring was given and the girls lined up for the take-off. I'll never forget that night, buddy who was in charge of the starter pistol accidentally had his mother's 38 S&W Snubby and when he discharged it the "plus p" rnd went right into the forehead of the town clerk who was there to hand out marriage certificates to the successful recipients...any broad who finished the derby without requiring medical assistance from either the local alcoholic doctor or the veterinarian was marriage material.

Then one day Joan Biez and Hellen Reddy showed up and that was the end of tradition as we knew it.

I'm sure all you guys can relate.
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OH FOR SHAME...FUTURE FOR SCIENCE LOOKS DIM     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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https://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20241111/%E2%80%98we-have-lost-future-scientist%E2%80%99-william-knibb-high-student-gets-emotional-send

Fucking future scientists and engineers are taking a hit.
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THE MEDICI OF THE MEDIEVAL PERIOD ARE STILL THE MEDICI OF TODAY...WELL WORTH THE READ     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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https://worldcrimesyndicate.blogspot.com/2020/03/sorcerers-of-chaldaea.html
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JUST TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT THE OBSTINATE OP WHO IGNORES SITE RULES ALL THE TIME JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE...     (music)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to music 7 months ago

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...after many hours of instrospective conflict I derived at the decision to play by sandbox rules and post this in the music category.

I know it's not like anyone here would ever blow a gasket for a misallocated post and rage into epileptic lunacy about OP being someone who forgot to lock the wheels on grandmas wheelchair while stopped to enjoy the hill top view of the 7/11 chimpout at the base...oh it would never get that nasty here. Even worse, in many other forums, everyone's a fucking faggot and/or a schill.

FUCK IT'S GREAT TO BE PART OF A FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD WHERE EVERYBODY GETS ALONG. ENJOY "SUNRISE" URIAH HEEP

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=JfyBjgXpPtY
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I WAS IN FIGURE SKATING FOR 10YEARS      (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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During the hockey off-season, June/July/August, I and other players maintained and vastly improved our skating abilities and strength through Figure Skating.

Stop starts and power turning into reverse mode with loosely tied skates made monsters of us and when season fired back up it's like we never left the ice, we were fresh on our feet and legs with oversized football thighs.

I hated the twirls because of my weight and size and wasn't all that classy at it but when it came time to hurling myself at the "Herculite" glass in the end zone, for whatever the situation demanded, I always landed in the position that I had to skate in, and sometimes often a 2minute charging penalty.

Figure skating is actually something I enjoy watching and I did like it for the shape it kept me in.

And our instructor was no faggot, he was a vicious skater with style and strength in his movements.

In hockey, a guy barreling after a puck at 25MPH into the end zone has one objective, get the puck and fuck the boards, without physical confidence in the ability to crank hard to left or right behind the net with the puck or to push the puck into the direction of a teammate and then hitting the boards, without that confidence one cannot be good at the game of hockey.

Hockey players were no slouches...anyone who knew Bob Probert knew that he was tough as rail spikes and feared nothing, he was a great guy with good character but played a hard game, on or off the ice. Probert backed down from nobody, except for the true friends that stood between him and the "situation at hand". A teammate of mine was like a brother to him and I shook my head at so many of the episodes...a very serious episode that I may one day post about.

Figure skating is not for fags.
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THE LAKE IT IS SAID NEVER GIVES UP IT'S DEAD...     (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 months ago

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...when the skies of November (10th) turn gloomy.

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI

I'll never forget that night. I was in Wawa moose hunting when that storm hit. The Trans Canada hwy had trees down across it from the wind and there was a wet snow with it.

500ft deep watery grave..."DAVEY JONES" opened his locker and took them in.