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Cpt_Dirt
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 0 (+0/-0)
ccp: 375 (+383/-8)
votes given: 40 (+26/-14)
score: 375





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Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.7 years ago

That dude might not have legs at this point.


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Cpt_Dirt 3 points 3.7 years ago

https://ballotpedia.org/Loudoun_County_Public_Schools,_Virginia


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Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.7 years ago

I should find this dad and let him know my family has a pig farm far enough away but close enough to be back before anyone misses him. And which gate doesn't have a lock.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Monday was a federal holiday. Probably just backed up


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Cpt_Dirt 7 points 3.7 years ago

I have an English Bulldog with less under bite.


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Cpt_Dirt 5 points 3.7 years ago

What a terrible Photoshop. Gotta try harder than that.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Anyone that sends their child to public school gets exactly what they deserve.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

That's a lot of time, Jordans and fried chicken.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Probably construction site. I've been on many jobsites and there's been an elevator operator. Usually union too.


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Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.7 years ago

147gr JHPs at 2200fps from 2ft away will get the job done every time.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Terrible video.

Ends waaaay too soon.


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Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.7 years ago

This has to be a parody account.

Has to be.

Right?

Either way, solid lolz.


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Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.7 years ago

Never give up your guns.

Aussie bros are fucked.


/v/AnarchoCapitalism viewpost?postid=61538f7679956

I immediately assume anyone that uses the term "waifu" enjoys having sex with men.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Why would one need to be mind controlled to appear in a music video? What else has she done that would need to have no ultra programming?


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

And they would be better served showing the entire conversation. Not clips of who knows what context. The linked video will do nothing in convincing anyone of anything.


/v/Controlavirus viewpost?postid=61528d7d8b757

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

She hot?

I'll take her off his hands.


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Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Chimps rape and murder. It's a fair comparison.


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Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.7 years ago

Reddit: Science! (Except when it goes against my programming).


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Cpt_Dirt 4 points 3.7 years ago

I'd absolutely love for that poof to come to my door and try to stab me with something.


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Cpt_Dirt 4 points 3.7 years ago

He might be the biggest fuck up I've seen.

Having literally everything and then settling for that. What a dipshit.


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