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MaryXmas
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I was thinking real hard what the fuck a powered egg was. Powdered is the word. Powered eggs seems like one heck of an investment opportunity - whatever they are...


/v/AnonTalk viewpost?postid=67ae4dc92458b

No, you are just a shithead. Everyone agrees.


/v/tellupgoat_based_edition viewpost?postid=67ae320b13179

Last name "Gold..." I've read enough.


/v/fakenews viewpost?postid=67acaa8e4161b

What is up with these shitty intros tonight?


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=67ad76f021d84

I grew mealworms for my chickens for a while. It was fine, but just turned into another thing to manage and take care of. The birds loved it but was barely worth the effort. I still find mealworms in the compost that somehow escaped.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67acf6b95bf74

I mean, they are killing themselves out of gluttony and addiction. No one has to do anything.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67acf6b95bf74

Lol. I have never even heard that phrase. I can only infer that is a way for gay people to have sex with each other. Absolutely abhorrent.
I don't know the backstory of xmasakull but we are not related and I don't know him other than an occasional name on a message board.

Putt inspired my username. And Jesus too.


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=67ad6701e72f2

Well, she clearly isn't Catholic because she is a woman. I don't remember anything prior to Vatican II but I've never seen anything like this at any Catholic or even the Christian churches I have been to.

Then again, I stopped attending for a while due to being singled out for my gender, race, perceived wealth, and political opinions. I am trying to get back on a more regular basis and looking forward to lent.


/v/WTF viewpost?postid=67ad5833c4f9e

We trade guns at the range if that's what you mean.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

Rules against what? Being a corrupt Jew that takes advantage of millions of goyim? Yes, there are rules, but the kikes don't listen.


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=67ad6701e72f2

What the fuck are you talking about? Is this supposed to be funny?


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=67ad6701e72f2

You must be new. Fuck you. Don't act like a kike.


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=67ad6701e72f2

Don't be a smooth brain. There is potential here.. just think about when the air conditioner came to popularity in the 60s. Same thing.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67ac07403f8a1

Gross. Stay away from my kids.


/v/Fatherhood viewpost?postid=67aa8f43daadb

The green ones are clogging up the filter.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

You might like the book 1q87. I have the original ghost in a shell on my list but haven't seen it.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=67a9eb8c5034f

I got those in my yard. What are they?


/v/Reptiles viewpost?postid=67a9e5511580d

Yeah, sometimes my dick just slips into random women running away from me. Guess it is pretty universal.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

I had one from IKEA for a while. Now all I think of when I hear super bowl is a big bowl of Captain crunch. Too bad it is all poison and would kill me.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=67a966a21543f

What are you even talking about. Go fuck your wife. You are killing yourself with that garbage.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67a948db92ff4

That sucks. I went to college bars and I always wondered if the bar guys hated us. I figured they kinda did. I don't know a thing about sports though. The best thing I never participated in.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a959ba32364

Still jivin' after his tight end?


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