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No pants dance party.

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 18:44:03 ago (+13/-1)     (Fatherhood)

Be me.
Shitposting after dinner.
Wife in charge of kids till bedtime.
Kids want dance party, but Valentine's Day theme.
Then the children decide to take their pants off for a "no pants dance party".

4 year old gyrating on the coffee table wearing only underwear to "love shack".

Smh


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 19:00:41 ago (+7/-1)

Be four year old me.
Aunt makes me a sweet cape out of an old care bears sheet.
I'm a fuckin superhero now
Run around the house wearing nothing but my cape and my underwear.
Underwear on head instead of under there.
To this day still peak comedy.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 19:10:25 ago (+7/-0)

Florida Man is inspiration behind Captain Underpants

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 20:23:13 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe Calvin just grew up to be "Florida man"

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 23:40:08 ago (+5/-0)

If he were 15, this would mean he's a homo. Keep an eye on him.

[ - ] Trope 5 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 19:24:26 ago (+5/-0)

When we were like 8 or 9, we dared my brother to put on our mom’s bra and underwear and dance like a stripper.

We had a good laugh. My dad found us and proceeded to punish him with the belt.

We all deserved the belt that night. lol

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 20:22:38 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. Nice work. 👙

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 19:30:04 ago (+3/-0)

My kids would strip down to their underwear everyday after school til middle school. lol

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 00:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

Always fun to do in the park, although it can be awkward when you get started first and it's late and nobody else shows up, and you get arrested

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 19:21:11 ago (+1/-0)

Have the K'nex need added to the hot tub yet?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 20:24:24 ago (+2/-0)

The green ones are clogging up the filter.

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 23:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

Pedophile

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 06:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

Gross. Stay away from my kids.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:14:36 ago (+0/-0)

You need to be killed.