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WhatColorIsYourTigerCage
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Alabama just made it a law that you can conceal carry without any special license... You still can't have any felonies..

I'm pretty sure that all the niggers(uppity type) and junkies will get very "yes suh, no suh" kinda polite when they realize that people are allowed to defend themselves again...

The only place that niggers will be able to attack white people anymore will be in the jails and prisons that are "run" by them there darkies


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63e2f273dd7d1

Can we get a pie chart to show the change? Like with the one that shows how crime would drop 85 percent if niggerfaggots and mexicana left.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63b23d6540906

>>" yea, those aren't the boots you wear at work son"

Right?.... Please show us the proper boots to wear working at a factory?

>>"White" aren't actually White,

I'm kinda peach colored to tell a family secret...

>> the lack of critical thinking and a triple digit IQ is a good indicator.

>>triple digit IQ


Uh... How many digits is your IQ? Only dumb folks have "double digit" IQ... and I don't think that you're like me and have four digits in your IQ?

>>"it's easier to shave your head if your broke and work long hours"

Maybe blokes with any kind of sense don't feel like spending $20 0r $30 down at the "Sports Clips" or where ever rich people get their hair cut these days...

>>"went to concerts right after work"

The concerts happened right after work because the guys in the bands had to get home and go to bed because they also had to get up early and be at the factory at the buttcrack of dawn too.

Every point you tried to make failed because:
1. You nitpick lines from the original post and trash talk them, but you offer nothing at all to reinforce your statements.
2. Your reply was just trying to be mean and acidic...added nothing to the discussion...
3. You didn't proofread your reply or you are really so uninformed as to think that telling somebody that they have a "triple digit" IQ is an insult.


/v/random viewpost?postid=637a59b2567ce

>>Kevin Macdonald's book Culture of Critique

Uh? The guy from "Kids in the Hall"?


/v/NationalSocialism viewpost?postid=637851bc34dad

They won't have to lock you down, they'll just take away your transportation... Here's how:

1.7 billion chinese folks need gas for their 900 million cars... Alaska is a stones throw away from China. A brigade of chinx moves into Alaska and diverts the oil to China... All 10k of Alaska's residence now eat "General Tso's Moose" and continue going to the bar because it's karaoke night... They don't really notice anything different because it's dark and you can't see shit anyway...

On the southern border... Angry south American's(Ecuador, Honduras, Guatamala) move North to Venezuela and cut off the cheap gas at the "Valero" on 29 toward Pensacola...

No oil from Alaska or Venezuela, and the ragheads won't ship any to us because Israel tells them not to.
All the oil that you could be driving to work with will have to be diverted to fuel that war we're fighting on two fronts...

You needed to go for a walk anyway fatty.


/v/random viewpost?postid=6377ba375dd49

I've been in a coma for a couple of weeks and missed out... Can somebody please catch me up on why everybody is posting "Kokomo" covers for the last week or so?

Memory lane time:
In 8th grade we had a talent show.
My bestie, Alan Avery, got third place for doing 15 minutes of standup. All his jokes came from George Carlin... I guess that he did ALL of Carlin's bits that didn't include the word fuck. Riotous laughter from the crowd... He got 3rd place.

My older sister put on a big blonde wig under a straw cowboy hat and a flannel stretched over balloons on her chest... She lipsynced to "9 to 5" by Dolly... Kids cried and peed themselves in the aisles... She practiced her routine 2 hours a day for a month... 2nd place.

Five mediocre(peak median intelligent, dead center average in looks, not athletic, most noted for bragging about some item their parents paid for) decided that they should show how talentless they could be and achieve local stardom... I heard them brainstorming what they could do in biology class... Two days before the show they had an epiphany for their five minutes... They came out on stage wearing bermuda shorts and hawaiin shirts(mom and dad purchased) and strummed tennis rackets and mouthed the chorus to "Kokomo", missing all the verses... No practice, no talent, better funding(thanks mom)... The part of "John Stamos" was played buy Eric Smith; a 200lbs dullard constantly disturbed my days by asking me questions about my social shortcomings to try and embarrass me in front of other kids... Imagine a pile of lard and hair as the frontman for five minutes... 1st fucking place because all the chicks in the audience had been programmed to swoon to the song because it was played 4 times an hour on the radio...all day... everyday... for the past 4-5 months...

My sister:"Are you friends with those guys? They're fucking lame."
Me:"They're retarded assholes every other day of the year too, and they don't like me either."

That's my memory of "Kokomo"...

After the talent show, my buddy Alan didn't think he had done well... Until Monday at school when...
Group of girls:"Hiii Alaaan." giggle giggle giggle
Me:"Dude... Alan... what's with all the chicks...eh...flirting with you?"
Alan:"They've been calling my house all weekend to tell me how funny I am too... and this time they weren't referencing my fucked up grill or schnoz."
Me:"If I was as funny as you, I'd tell jokes to Rochelle to watch her huge knockers jiggle as she laughs."


/v/music viewpost?postid=6377c47e108f7

Just wondering... How many kids do you have?


/v/Canada viewpost?postid=6377e3ceb67af

https://i.imgur.com/iqZL81e.png


I think I'm in a pretty good area.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6378178188f52

I linux I type:
youtube-dl http://link_to_page_with_video

I'm pretty sure that youtube-dl works even if you're a niggerfaggot that runs Windows


/v/AskGoats viewpost?postid=63782173a86e0

It seems to me that they all have "porno" names...


/v/conspiracy viewpost?postid=63763200c7c33

This ranks right up there with the Oprah special about satanism that is hard to find.


/v/Documentaries viewpost?postid=637593e10b9ee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iUwiGis43Q


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=6375ba011c86c

I've heard that heroin is packaged for sale like that. The dealer keeps a couple of balloons in his mouth so that they can be swallowed easy if the fuzz comes up.

You should swallow it and see what happens.


/v/AskGoats viewpost?postid=6375c5247841b

That's a different kind of "Donkey Show" than Tijuana.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=636e44880ad52

Look at Pensacola. Lots of creeks and fishing nearby.


/v/AskGoats viewpost?postid=634debd031f26

I bet you this guy got a lot of unwanted attention from black men that day.


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=634d6eb27da25

I'm waiting... I hope this isn't some joke that ends with me getting hit with a "JackHandle"...

I hope that I meet some guy named "Jack Handle" and he has a briefcase full of fine cheeses for me to sample... That would be swell.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=634c2dfbf0c63

New Zealand... Best accent also... Like "Aussie" light...


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=634d6a242a690