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WhatColorIsYourTigerCage
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I like candy corn because I can shove a piece onto my canine teeth and become a "vampire".

Not my favorite flavor though.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=634cc8e5edcdb

"I'm my own worst enemy."

I'm pretty sure that I'm the one that does me in.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=634c7c547caad

I remember standing outside a comedy show in LA onetime... From down the street, 20 feet or so, I start to hear "Owen", but with a prolonged "O"... Like "Ooooowen". The kind of "Oh" that you make when you are petting a cute kitten... "Oooooh, It's so precious" kinda "Oh"
I asked my sister what was up with "Owen"... She said that he's a super funny comedian, but he's too nice to make it in LA.

So I guess that it was kinda a pity "Oh".


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=630260e14039a

Will try that next time i run into one.... Not many Jews in my neighborhood though


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=62feb0ff0616b

That looks better than the version I played.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62f97d6a4d876

"The office behind the oval office..."


/v/movies viewpost?postid=62faad6040f29

The marriage was my sister and some slimy jew... they went on to have five ugly ass jew kids that are completely devoid of morals.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=62f8f9698710b

It's funny that the two guys in the front seats are Jews.


/v/BasedDepartment viewpost?postid=62f7b83c2da8e

I'm allowed to use the same weapons as my enemy.


/v/BasedDepartment viewpost?postid=62f7b83c2da8e

I was told that the marriage was supposed to last as long as it took to put the glass back together.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=62f8f9698710b

Because... Uh... Life finds a way or sumthin


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62f6d8455e64a

I think that, whenever anybody chats with one of these things, they should start ending the conversation with "They're coming... I have to go."


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=62f5835bcf7ef

You can't hang a fictitious person when they commit a crime.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62f39d01bb237

I just laughed at that one in front of my buddy and didn't want to take the time to explain it.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=62f2f0b8ed203

Other news from Germany: 413 physicians all mysterously die within days of each other from previously unknown heart conditions


/v/DeathVax19 viewpost?postid=62effa8219c3c

Duh...Just like All American's carry guns, all Canadians carry hockey sticks and syrup, Mexican's all have a burrito in their pocket... etc


/v/Australia viewpost?postid=62ecd4e23658a

>>""With 320 MHz channels, we're likely to see new uses for Wi-Fi where you can do things like figure out if someone is in the room, how many people are there, and whether or not they're moving or static," McLaughlin said. "With the right technology, you can even determine whether or not someone is breathing.""

Ya, that's not ominous at all


They can already make 3d pictures of your environment with sonar by using the speakers and mic from your phone... If two or more phones are present in an enclosed space they can develop a better picture... Like details down to hairs and buttons on your shirt.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=62ed028a9db8a

I've seen astronauts extruding water from a foil packet... It forms a sphere... Water on the earth, all of it together, forms a sphere also. Imagine the earth is in "free fall" or just lofting about in space... Conservation of energy and natural attraction makes the water into a sphere... Water forms spheres...


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62ed5d8780605

A great enough distance from an object that makes it appear that there is no attraction?


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62ed5d8780605