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Althea
Member for: 3.4 years

scp: 42 (+42/-0)
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Althea 3 points 6 months ago

I would randomly cry even a year after we put our good boy down. It took us almost 2 years to be ready for a new dog. She's a bit of an annoying retard, but I try to remember that in 10+ years it's going to destroy us when she crosses over and to have more patience. Right now she's sleeping on the bed with my son, and our kitty is sleeping on the bed with my daughter.

There's an old wives tale that the first few nights after their death, you're supposed to open your door and call their name so they can find their way home. After our last cat passed I swear we heard her meowing outside our door a night or two later.

Wishing you the best- it's going to be tough, but it's tough because you loved them.


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Althea 1 point 6 months ago

Absolutely wrong. I married my soulmate. Most of the women I know love their husbands very much. A woman like this would be completely looked down upon within my numerous social circles.


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Althea 0 points 6 months ago

My husband looks a bit like Jesus, and a beard looks very good on him. He trims it once a week or so, it takes maybe 10-15min. I would think shaving every day would take more time.


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Althea 0 points 6 months ago

I'm confused- then wouldn't the chocolate/blueberries only be on the top and not distributed throughout? I've always made it mixed in.


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Althea 0 points 7 months ago

Ahh, you're correct, it is Karl not Kyle. When I googled it to get the correct spelling I didn't realize I got the first name wrong ;)


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

Not sure which episode this was exactly, but it looks like the show had 3 seasons and ran 2010-2013


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Althea 2 points 7 months ago

This is Ricky Gervais, his ridiculous "round headed" friend Kyle Pilkington, and Stephen Merchant from The Ricky Gervais show. It was usually pretty entertaining and funny when I used to watch it a decade ago- it was a "radio" type recording and then they would animate it. Kyle was on the show because his perspective was so innocent and "ignorant", but many times he gets away with saying the things others can't say, because he is "dumb".


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

yeah, I'm in the NE and my stream dried up months ago :(
Poor froggies.


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Althea 0 points 7 months ago

Because I was a "minor"? Yeah, pretty ridiculous considering the age gap was not so big.
The laws now in (I think) CA are fucking disgusting- where people can date a minor if they're within 10 years (aka, a 14 year old and a 24 year old... gross.)


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

I started dating my husband when I was 17 and he was 18. So thankful we have made it over 20 years. It is so rare where we live.


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

That is fucking magical. I have chickens and ducks, and I can tell you it can be a pain in the ass to herd them (even without the added difficulty of separating them). It seriously does seem like the dogs are doing something "beyond physical" to get this done.


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

My son likes being a dog. I have to scratch his head and back. Last week he licked my arm. I've decided not to neuter him.


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Althea 1 point 7 months ago

ah, haha, just saw you already answered the question.


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Althea 5 points 7 months ago

Her name is Lala Kent, she was on the show Vanderpump Rules (which was a spin off of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and concentrated around Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant staff). Lala definitely used her body to get ahead in life, and probably did a bit of whoring around in order to go on trips in private jets. But honestly, she got completely sober (not "California sober" where they still smoke weed and stuff) a few years before I did, and she was a bit of an encouragement for me (if this woman could get her shit together enough to get sober, I sure as heck could!).

I apologize for knowing all this bullshit information, but Vanderpump Rules is fucking entertaining drama and even my husband will sometimes look over when I watch it because WTF.


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Althea 2 points 8 months ago

the guy in the video is rhY, and he's the same guy that posted here. He's got some good stuff, but this one is way off the mark. He needs to cut back on the weed. I can get behind the Albert Bourla [weird neck buldge](https://www.google.com/search?q=pfizer+ceo+neck+buldge&sca_esv=adb9b9861ab1efe9&biw=742&bih=741&tbm=vid&sxsrf=ADLYWIKXU6yCjlWyLwGyrBxb1-pWnBC7fA%3A1729261581435&ei=DXASZ_maGsCk5NoP9fC72AQ&ved=0ahUKEwi51aOykZiJAxVAElkFHXX4Dks4ChDh1QMIDQ&uact=5&oq=pfizer+ceo+neck+buldge&gs_lp=Eg1nd3Mtd2l6LXZpZGVvIhZwZml6ZXIgY2VvIG5lY2sgYnVsZGdlSJduUABY7mdwAHgAkAEAmAF2oAGqDqoBBDE5LjO4AQPIAQD4AQGYAhGgAtYLwgILEAAYgAQYkQIYigXCAgUQABiABMICCBAAGIAEGLEDwgILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwHCAg0QABiABBixAxhDGIoFwgIOEAAYgAQYsQMYgwEYigXCAgoQABiABBhDGIoFwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICBRAhGKABwgIFECEYqwLCAgUQIRifBcICBxAhGKABGArCAgQQIRgKmAMAkgcEMTIuNaAH_FQ&sclient=gws-wiz-video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:3c226b72,vid:CD8tKbE7duA,st:0), or that rich guy doing an interview while eating and he swallowed big bites of his food without chewing like a snake, or that video of the party with ultra rich people where the power went out and numerous people had glowing eyes, or the videos of people where their eyes randomly switch to reptile pupils.... but this was a feather...


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Althea 2 points 8 months ago

definitely a feather https://www.orvis.com/product/pheasant-tail/0182.html


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Althea 1 point 8 months ago

I get what you're saying in the last paragraph, but you known damn well that system would very quickly become a "wrongthink" and social credit score test that would prevent any "evil white men" from procreating...


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Althea 1 point 8 months ago

Boy is definitely a fucking tank. He gets hurt and barely ever cries about pain, he is the embodiment of 'walk it off'. I know my little Viking will grow to be a fearsome man, but there's no way I'd condone getting turned into a pincushion of experimental jabs and cannon fodder for the 'international bankers'. I'm sure there must be a lot of other great and worthwhile endeavors for him to do alongside raising a family.


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Althea 4 points 8 months ago

or maybe she didn't overreact, but was a genius troll that caused some fed asshole to get tased because he was bothering her about her guns


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Althea 5 points 8 months ago

and remember, NASA admits every picture you have seen of the 'globe' has been altered with CGI


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Althea 3 points 8 months ago

Astronauts aren't sure if there are stars in space. There's a compilation somewhere of numerous astronauts flip flopping between "yeah, there's so many stars, it's beautiful" and "no, it's all pitch black, there's no stars"... Curioser and curiouser.


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Althea 3 points 8 months ago

I love the last line, "stay out of my ER pleaseeee". It is such a thinly veiled "I don't want to see your gross butthole and have to think about your depraved ways and deal with your (literal) shit".


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Althea 1 point 8 months ago

To be fair, my 5 year old is also a wild boy. He spent the summer nude- wading in the frog pond, climbing stone walls, chasing the chickens, and playing with his cars in the dirt and driveway, and he was always dirty until we would hose him off (sometimes 4 times a day) or give him a bath. He only really keeps his clothes on when we leave home, and sometimes if he doesn't want to do something like leaving the playground, and will do that "dead weight" thing like in the picture and cry. We are working on communication and behavior, but I can't blame a famous person for having a picture of a kid going through a tantrum.

That being said- my boy was born from love, has a father that loves him, was not adopted for popularity points, is not "trans" (although he does have very long hair), and is a blonde hair, hazel eyed European/Scandanavian mutt. My boy is definitely a bit feral- but at least I know he will grow out of it ;).


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Althea 0 points 8 months ago

don't watch mainstream news, but my cousin made sure to post on faceberg for everyone to "remember this storm come election, and vote for the candidate that believes in climate change" as if that will solve everything...


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Althea 3 points 8 months ago

Actually it is the fault of the flashing lights cars in the fast lane! (only half joking). It really pisses me off when the left lane is blocked by slow moving idiots, they actually cause the fast moving cars to have to make stupid choices like going in the middle/right lane to get around them. Of course, if BMW was going 120mph and flashing light car was going 80mph then I would feel less likely to blame flashing light car- but I have a feeling the left lane and middle lane were cars doing barely 60mph, and they should, kindly, get out of the fucking way. Middle lane car was an idiot for not using turn signal or being aware that a car was overtaking them at a fast rate of speed. BMW was an idiot for going so fast, but he was probably just trying to get around these asses.

Sincerely,
A driver that likes to drive fast and get where I'm going and often has to deal with slow motherfuckers on the "fast lane", meaning I have to pass them in the middle or right/slow lane.


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