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Remember, especially you married unicorn enthusiasts- they're ALL like this

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:24:22 ago (+32/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8pgm61.mp4



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[ - ] WNwoman 14 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:58:55 ago (+14/-0)

Stop with the division. We are absolutely not all like that. The relationship between man and woman is a beautiful thing when degeneracy is removed from the equation. When men are true leaders of the household and women can focus on the home and family great societies are built.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 7 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:32:14 ago (+7/-0)

The division wouldn't be between men and women if it were made between women like you and women like this wretch in the clip. Women shaming women goes much further than men shaming women.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:45:55 ago (+2/-0)

I’m not very confrontational but I try to shame with my face lol.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:55:49 ago (+2/-0)

Weaponized resting bitch-face?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 02:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

Based nonverbal communication skills.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

Are you currently married?

[ - ] WNwoman 5 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:46:52 ago (+5/-0)

Yes. I have a very happy successful marriage of many years. I’m honestly still in love with him and I believe he feels the same way about me.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:23:29 ago (+3/-2)

Haven't encountered a better option to swing to is all I hear.

One day he is the best husband and father of your children ever.

The next he is a worthless dead beat ex.

As tens of millions of men can testify.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 11:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

keep them on their toes. it works both ways.

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 02:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

Just never allow yourself to be in a position where you could develop feelings for another man. Don't share your feelings or details about your marriage to anyone of the opposite sex.

And please respond to the DM's Ive been sending you. I'm just trying to get to know you. Just joking.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 22:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

and she has a brood of little 36" Hitlers that follow her around shouting "Sieg Heil" to harmless little old jew ladies. SHE'S A MONSTER!

Even though she tried to hide it, I knew who she was from old voat the first day.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 23:35:38 ago (+0/-0)

I’m drawing a blank.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 02:18:19 ago (+0/-0)

I may be a scumbag but I would never call her by her Dead Name lol.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 06:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

When men are true leaders
Can't be said about most of the people here, who are alcoholics. We are truly fucked, niggerinos.

[ - ] Dingo -1 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 01:17:48 ago (+0/-1)

We

Wait ... you're jewish?

[ - ] Theo -3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:08:44 ago (+2/-5)

A woman is hard-wired to test her man for fitness of purpose. Weak men can't cope that that.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:33:09 ago (+3/-0)

Dude you’re honestly not embarrassed to simp like that?

[ - ] Theo 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:39:44 ago (+5/-1)

No. Society is better off when there are healthy relationships between men and women.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 09:11:10 ago (+1/-1)

Not sure why you're getting down voted. Shit testing is a well known woman behavior. Dumb bitches need to stop that once they have a husband.

[ - ] GodsNotDead 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 09:38:05 ago (+3/-1)

Social media has bred an entire generation of hyper entitled, borderline useless women who can't really do anything. It's hard to cherish someone who is functionally 2 IQ points away from being retarded. And even if its an act, itll take a herculean task to get them back to a baseline of normal

[ - ] Portmanure 6 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:59:40 ago (+6/-0)

His turn ended in a plane crash…

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 22:40:52 ago (+5/-1)

That's why they need to be married off young and beaten early and often.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 02:52:18 ago (+3/-1)

This. Heck, make it an arranged marriage, too.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 01:58:41 ago (+4/-1)

Reminder: marriage provides no benefit to men.

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 23:34:43 ago (+3/-0)

I’d like a nose check for $200, Alex.

On further consideration, none needed.

Fucking jew.

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:37:52 ago (+3/-1)

It is kind of disheartening.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:24:16 ago (+4/-0)

Kind of? Ya think?

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:29:49 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if her husband knew that she was waiting for him to die.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:44:25 ago (+3/-0)

"kind of disheartening" THAT'S Fucked up!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2024 07:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

I COULD FIX HER!!!!!

[ - ] Althea 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:54:26 ago (+2/-1)

Absolutely wrong. I married my soulmate. Most of the women I know love their husbands very much. A woman like this would be completely looked down upon within my numerous social circles.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:21:11 ago (+4/-1)

Women are not biologically wired to be loyal.

Nothing that harms their duty to produce children ever is.

And women can love like mad one day and literally hold that man permanently in contempt the next should she find someone better and need to justify her switching branches.

Sorry man, but if you don't know that women aren't loyal then you don't know women.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 04:55:50 ago (+1/-1)

Simps never learn.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:24:12 ago (+4/-3)

They are all like that

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 7 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:36:34 ago (+9/-2)

Happily married almost 30 years, my best friend. Would have stuck with her to the end. Got a little under the weather, she came home and told me she fell in love with someone else, left me and the kids that night and haven't spoken to her since. Lawyered up, got in shape, started new hobbies, living the best life now. It took awhile to shake off the loneliness of not having someone around all the time. All it really took was realizing how useless and nagging she actually was while literally contributing nothing of value. If you need a women, you are not a man. Men don't need women, they need us and marriage is nothing more than an admittance that you are weak and need them. Saying "I do" is the moment they see you as weak and useless.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 23:03:18 ago (+3/-1)

It's IMPORTANT that you share this story AND YOUR FUCKING RESURRECTION! GREAT DAMN JOB MATE!! You are an inspiration. That would have broken a lot of men.

Men should look up to you for this. I DO!!

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:02:48 ago (+4/-1)

A few years on I have a great relationship with my kids, I flirt with much younger and prettier girls and I'm in the best shape I've been in since my early 20's. Life is great. Fuck women, what a joke.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 22:27:13 ago (+1/-1)

Like monkeys.

[ - ] HeyJames -1 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 08:32:28 ago (+0/-1)

You've got to have what women want. Drugs, a ripped physique, social status etc.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:48:15 ago (+3/-4)

The problem is you. You are unloveable.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:09:37 ago (+5/-1)

Says the unmarried hag with no kids 😏

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:51:51 ago (+3/-2)

^ She's right you know.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:10:08 ago (+5/-2)

Simp detected.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 10:02:43 ago (+0/-0)

If I'm a simp you're a chimp. You can't go on hating women. Forever dude. You aren't brain damaged/traumatized enough to be a gay.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 10:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

Simp detected.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 12:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

You misspelled pimp

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 12:45:46 ago (+0/-0)

No I didn't.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 13:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

Does not compute

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 08:35:26 ago (+0/-0)

They can both be right. It's not exactly mutually exclusive. The obvious solution is a litter of big fat post walls. The horror.

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:50:20 ago (+0/-1)

You love me yes? Everyone loves me. Everyone who doesn’t love me gets burned alive when my global government takes over the planet. Along with every cat lover.