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By2inthemorning
Member for: 3.9 years

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votes given: 145 (+139/-6)
score: 40





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>You can't afford food, gas or utilities because it's a recession

But don't worry , social security is to the rescue so " they can retire with the dignity they deserve"

https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/08/08/if-youre-receiving-social-security-benefits-get-re/

This " increase" is nothing but a payoff for allowing all of that above to happen.


/v/195 viewpost?postid=62f155de0a074

What do the kids say nowadays?

Classic


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=62f01646ef57c

This is why ...

How can a gay guy think that feels good?

How does he not associate fucking another man with pain?

And then they have all these orgies is it all just blowjobs?

It can't be fun at all. Why do it?


/v/science viewpost?postid=62ed11c38fad8

Lol. Yes, that's what the boys over there say. Everytime.

Verbatim.


/v/TikTok viewpost?postid=62ec227545731

I heard this works better

https://youtu.be/paafmG9cZTY


/v/195 viewpost?postid=62ec1985e8869


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


/v/Stoicism viewpost?postid=62d99c79caa50

I just want someone to shoot the shit with but you never want to play.


/v/Stoicism viewpost?postid=62d99c79caa50

So you mean the bible? Or the other Jewish storybook?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62d1b55800dc0

From the article:"Most women are hesitant to walk past the urinals "

Those women must have never been pregnant and had to pee with the line to the women's room a mile long.


/v/UnitedKingdom viewpost?postid=62c2b76f4035f

Nah I'm lame , first one was by1 lost that password so then it was by2

https://youtu.be/9EFhtygsHEY

Remember almost 9 years ago I was young.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b66600e5c03

https://files.catbox.moe/nqfvwy.jpg


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