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CoinQuest
Member for: 3.9 years

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Shape your life the way you want it. You're a goat, be the captain of your soul, the master of your destiny.
I have three girlfriends at the moment, one of which is my ex wife. They fight amongst eachother for the privilage of spending the night in my bed.


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I love my fancy coffee machine.


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My mommy told me i was handsome.


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His life as he knew it is definitely gone, but his best life is just beginning.
As a father of four, good job goat! plow on!


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Fucking Nazis are making me cry again with their humanity.

Sorry for your loss brother.


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Why are they walking on water? And the painter never bothered finishing the grass, he just left it white. Strange taste in art my friend.


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I told this story at my sons funeral. Releasing helium balloons to symbolize his energy flowing back into the universe.


I love you son.


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You took care of your family first, then you stayed and fought.
Topgoat!


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He predicted the covid scam too:
"It is a commercial business. Capitalist companies produce viruses so that they can generate and sell vaccinations. That is very shameful and poor ethics. Vaccinations and medicine should not be sold."


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Sharing your knowledge is the greatest gift to give.


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Stay away from red, pink orange and black mold.


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Yup it's a 90
The 90 stands for the wheel base in inches. The short wheelbase makes this the best defender for off roading. You don't really want to drive it on the road as it is loud and uncomfortable.


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Stalin was the puppet, Yagoda was the man.


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-Don't stick your dick in crazy
-Don't play bondage games

Easy really.


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Just post the truth. They will be editing it for you.


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They weren't kidding about it being 'Farm Fresh'


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My 30 euro Casio keeps better time.


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No Agenda
LBC Mystery hour
The rest is history


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AI is right on time for the second meme war.


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So we need stall recovery rockets.


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But that is a fact, not speculation.


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