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GreenSaint
Member for: 2.2 years

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Trophies

When I was younger I broke an Xbox game and I returned it to Walmart even though I didn’t buy it from Walmart. They gave me a a new copy. I was like holy shit that worked! I told em I got it for my birthday or something but I don’t know if they even cared.


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When I was a kid I stole something and my mom caught me. That was not a good day. She made me feel so shitty for it.


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No they’re little demons. Don’t deny your instincts you’re smarter than that. In France they used to have cat burnings to get rid of the demons. They stopped doing it. Look at France now. They stopped fighting the demons and now they’re infested.


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Every cat that dies is another 100 animals getting to live their best life. Birds and squirrels and chipmunks and snakes and frogs and turtles. Cats murder everything for fun just like Ted Bundy. The only reason society doesn’t judge it as harshly is because cats are small. They constantly attack their owners and kill anything that moves. If house cats were the size of lions it would be a huge problem meanwhile we have large dogs that would literally die to protect you. Cats will never do that as they don’t care for their owners.


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Wow finally a post speaking on what I HAVE BEEN PREACHING FOR YEARS. People think I’m joking about the feline demons. They’re little twisted disease spreading serial killers and anyone who desires to be near one is not to be trusted.


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I’ll write a short song for you if you send me your nudes my love.


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Jews and cat lovers are extremely similar in their willingness to betray.


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You can make me happy if you post your nudes honey buns.


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Life is hard. I was just talking about this on another post so I’ll continue here cause it’s relevant. It’s hard to find real friends. We all crave it but it’s one of the hardest things to do. One way to quickly hedge your bets is to find out if your new potential friend or romantic partner is a cat lover. Iv found that cat lovers have no loyalty they’ll cheat they’ll turn on you. Just like a cat. Thats why they like them so much. The same way a person who owns a dog is a green flag cat ownership is a giant red flag with alarms.


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That’s what pieces of shit do. It’s hard to find real friends. That’s why people will tell you if you have one real friend you’re blessed. One thing Iv found after being betrayed is that both the guys who betrayed me were gingers, coincidence, but most importantly they were cat lovers. Cat lovers have no loyalty. Thats why they wish to be around a creature that doesn’t love them that would turn on them anytime for no reason. And they think it’s cute. They identify with a lack of loyalty. You think I’m joking I’m not. Cat lovers will always stab you in the back. Use them if you must but never let them in. They’ll always turn on you it’s their nature.


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We were tight for a while. We both like animals. She just loves cats.


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If you send me a picture of your doggy I’ll upgoat it all day honey buns.


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Maybe your gay family was subjected to diseases. I am immortal and I was there from the beginning. I laid the foundations for human society. You’re welcome honey buns. Send me a picture of your doggy please.


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What did he do honeybuns? Can you tell me so I don’t have to look anything up?


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That’s greatttttt the more annoying part is all the little sheeple that joined in like my sister who told me that the government should be able to forcefully experiment on me with a vaccine. This was after she knew I had and got over Covid. Not that there was much to get over. Personally I loved covid. Got to chill out for a week. Felt great. Just couldn’t smell anything


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Ohhhh kill dozer. He holds a place in my heart.


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I wanna rip my skin off and attach it to a dummy then sacrifice myself so my soul goes into the dummy so I can be rid of all my earthly desires


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Everytime I’m at a store and they ask me if I wanna donate the left over money to whatever charity. I always say “fuck those kids”


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Thanks. I get worried when people disappear you know cause sometimes people die and you never know. I want her to know I saved a kitten. We used to talk more but she got mad at me cause I posted a video of a cat getting run over


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I give a shit. Iv known her for several years now she’s a cool chick. Cool lady whatever idk how old she is but this is a tight knit community. A lot of us have been through multiple websites. I think it’s been around 10 years weve been knowing each other


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Yea I got clawed for my effort. Little guy was pissed when I grabbed him. Definitely a feral kitten


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I’m tired of working. Then I got responsibilities n shit. I wanna watch watchmen with yall.


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Everyone blows up atleast one daycare in their life time don’t judge our government too harshly tis no big deal mon.


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Actually I was trying to tell her I saved a kitten.


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Yes. The first thing a healthy person does is isolate themselves from their family. Iv said this for years. Isolate yourself then turn against them. It’s normal.


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