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Drstrangestgov
Member for: 1 year

scp: 762 (+799/-37)
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votes given: 3048 (+2810/-238)
score: 3990





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Leading theory on the drones.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

32 comments

The commies in the government are creating a problem with drones so the public asks for intervention because of fear. Then they outlaw drones. I'd say its about a 75% probability that this is the winner. The formula of problem, reaction, solution is a favorite of theirs in herd management.
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On the drone invasion.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

10 comments

It seems like a consumer grade drone tied to a few spools of fishing line would snare another drones propeller. I want to get a good look at one of these things
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I have sent a bill to the ATF office in Helena for $10,000.00     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

12 comments

This is to be reimbursement for theft. Channels of communication will be reopened upon payment.
3
Remember the Oakley Carlson missing girl case?     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

5 comments

Reportedly she was sold to a couple in hoquaim, Washington and sacrificed in a satanic ritual. This is just something I heard from a source close to multiple parties in the case. Whatever. Who knows if its true I'm obligated to tell somebody.
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Fuck off, neri.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

42 comments

That is all.
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I tried to explain the science of memetics to my dear old boomer mom.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

9 comments

She couldn't quite process why a govt. Department being named DOGE and headed by elon musk was funny. I tried "because he's the dogecoin guy!", but then I had to explain what that was. Finally I realized I had no idea why it was funny, and switched on NBC news for her.
6
A song for p. Neri     (rumble.com)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

3 comments

3
A jaunty communist tune     (youtu.be)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

1 comments

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What if pdiddy is an abbreviation or slangification of the word pedophile?     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 6 months ago

15 comments

They love to joke on the square.
3
Has elon bought infowars yet?     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

17 comments

He should. That'd be funny.
11
Always eat a good breakfast.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

39 comments

That way you can stay productive all day. 3 eqqs, some meat, some taters. I intend to go to our local greasy spoon this morning. I've got a bunch of pipe to lay. Ask your mom about the project.
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To all my friends who told us to vote harder.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

27 comments

We did, and it was too big to rig. So thank you for your wise advice.
44
Trump wins     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

46 comments

Republicans also take the senate and the house. Let's hope the new administration can be trusted. Should be interesting, anyway.
1
While at my polling place, I checked the WiFi and saw an interesting network available     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

3 comments

It was called FBIcar5. But we used paper ballots. I dunno
9
I used to think it was "the they" that were causing all this chaos.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

3 comments

Now I know its the they/them.
23
Imagine the hypocrisy of saying you're pro democracy while rigging an election.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

22 comments

Rot in pieces, democrat party.you are all crooks, and now everyone knows it
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Karl Marx didn't want to change the world. He wanted to destroy it.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 7 months ago

40 comments


In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined:

With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.
4
This is not an accurate representation of lumberjack culture     (youtu.be)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

3 comments

That is all.
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looooosy, you got some splainin' to do.     (x.com)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

2 comments

this seems significant
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dont let tgings like haarp distract you from the real scandal.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

1 comments

The government turns away Americans with supplies because they can't give tax money to their "preferred vendor" friends if neighbors solve problems. And they can't collect their kickbacks.
9
in montana, they passed a law last year that made it so everyone is required to have a burn permit.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

2 comments

so now we have really big campfires.
2
in montana, they recently made it so there is a $500 fine levied against anyone that pulls another car out of a ditch.      (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

13 comments

fuckem. i'll gladly take the opportunity to stand in front of a judge and show my contempt of that court of popinjays and scoundrels.
4
Its to be dead internet theory, guys.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 8 months ago

5 comments

Rip, internet.
8
so if trump wins, we're going to be expected to believe russia stole the election.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 9 months ago

21 comments

Yet we know that if kommie-la wins, it will be the UN globohomos that stole the elections. You guys see how they are laying the groundwork for their narratives? Get out there and preemptively derail the narratives!
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my wife tells me that only redneck kids have rattails.     (whatever)

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 9 months ago

23 comments

I told her that was nonsense. She said it is only little redneck boys that sport rattails.