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JohnnyKarateChop
Member for: 10 months

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Tell that to Apple/Microsoft/Disney/Netflix/Spotify/Uber/you get the idea


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6807df3b14703

>Who the fuck likes this?
Niggers. That "wad of disorganized cash" is from her last shift at "Chlamydia's Clubhouse". They toss the cash they have left over from selling their food stamps at her and hoot & holler all day while she swings on a pole, which explains the air of importance.


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=680131e89de6d

It's like talking to the mafia. One slip of the tongue, and you'll find yourself in some deep shit.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=67ff2aa5ea192

And you never will.

(Next time you're eating pussy, turn it around.)


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=67ff2aa5ea192

They do say the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67fe8bf362cdd

Holy shit, Rebel. You've gone and done it. You've found the fabled Niggest.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67f90aaaa0ec8

I assumed it took place in a college, as both students look like they're in their 30's. But the whole standing up, giving a "this is exactly what's wrong with america" speech, then the gulf of america thing, yeah it's probably fake.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67f93c83d2216

One G for **G**ibs and one for **G**uns.


/v/Memes viewpost?postid=67f87ebf3de4e

When I was 16 I was put in military school. We had this one she-nig sargent with a shaved head. She addressed the room full of 16-18 year old boys we all, in unison, said "Yes, sir!" The look on her face made the whole 6 month stay almost worth it. It's not our fault they wont let you wear your weave on base, 1st Sgt Spook.


/v/WhiteBeauty viewpost?postid=67f83350da327

Uuuum actually, Africa survived covid because of the hero Bill H. Gates and his never-ending crusade to vaxamate the entire galactic federation or whatever.


/v/Retarded viewpost?postid=67f6a96e2fd80

For future reference, a group of jews is known as a "Coincidence". A "murder" of crows. A "pack" of dogs. A "coincidence" of jews.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67f6ecc185b19

He's the main bad guy in a movie that only exists in my head, "The Flabbergasting Misadventures of Action Jackson".


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=67f70bf92c342

What, you didn't get your share?


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67f432715125e

Something tells me Idaho is about to see a few less pedophiles and a lot more missing kids.


/v/Screenshot viewpost?postid=67f0c6a956f6c

Good use of the rule of thirds. Notice how the angle of the hand, and the puffy shoulder thingy, create a line to draw the eye towards the subject in the bottom corner of the frame. Truly a masterclasss in composition.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67f14ccb560bc

"I'm on your side, but I'm afraid of you so I'll just stay up here and cheer you on! Go, niggers!"


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67f0a8bd22c7b

So you guys say laundry-mat? Because, I mean, the word is usually written on the building. Just read it, man. Laund-RO-mat. Is this somehow related to being proud of shitty pizza?


/v/Comics viewpost?postid=67f024e588288

Oh shit, sounds like someone dropped a quarter. Pick it up before the jews get here.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67eefe8228fa9

If he had driven away with you still in the truck you would have been abducted by aliens.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67ec4bf788205

I just googled her and she might look hot from a certain angle, but broadside, she looks like an Oblivion character that's supposed to look like Cher.


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=67eb4611b8643

Was also polite enough to not bother you after you sat down to eat in a restaurant.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67e53d54cf06b

"What do you care what people do in their own bedroom? Just ignore it and move on."
"What do you care what someone does with their body? Just ignore it and move on."
"What do you care who reads to your kids?"
"What do you care what your kids learn at school?"
"What do you care when someone posts stupid shit online? Downvoats only serve to hurt my feelings."

Society needs self-correction. Don't be a faggot.


/v/Universal viewpost?postid=67e5be79193cd