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Steelerfish
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Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’….. no word yet on the Pasco county nuisance Meth-gators……     (dailycaller.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago

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I recently questioned hundred women in the shower regarding their overall lifestyle choices.     (Jokes)

submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 1.2 years ago

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The overwhelmingly common response was “how the fuck did you get in here?”.
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For some damned mysterious reason all of a sudden the CDC Issues 'Health Alert' Over Measles Cases Across US (((make sure you take your vaccine)))     (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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“International travelers “…
I’m sure it was some limey bloke from Manchester…..
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The rat bastards on Captol Hill are floating the idea to give themselves a 70% pay raise due to “good performance”     (www.washingtonexaminer.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Woe is them who on,y make $170k base pay and then can legally trade stocks based on their knowledge of pending legislation- earning millions per year that no private citizen could legally obtain.
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Trump Admin Official Shot In DC, In Critical Condition After Negroid Carjacking Rampage     (www.dailywire.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Article doesn’t mention the species, but we all know….
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Reason #8618 why the cultural rot has doomed the west…. “A FIFTH Of Voters ‘Likely’ To Back Candidate Endorsed By the anorexic wide-eyed Wiccan demonic whore singing idiot, Taylor Swift     (www.offthepress.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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Big Mike 2024 is seeming inevitable..
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Florida Republican chair secretly recorded himself fucking his wife’s girlfriend -without wifey. The Girlfriend claims he raped her. His recording exonerated him. Now he’s charged with video voyeurism….     (nypost.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Lesson learned. When fucking clusterbitches, always record yourself.
The vouyerism charge is much less than a rape charge!
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FBI Arrests Transgender Man Who Threatened To Kill ‘Trans Phobes’ — Suggests Ties To ‘Alt-Right Extremism’     (www.dailywire.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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Who haven’t we heard from here in a few days. Or was that AOU?
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Trump-endorsed RINO senate and house leaders strike short-term spending deal to keep government open until March- democrats vow to support Trump’s pick for house leader if conservatives revolt     (justthenews.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Allows 5000 additional illegals per day, fully funded free gibs.
Could’ve had a Freedom caucus fiscal conservative- Jim Jordan, as leader instead. But the weight of Trump, McConnell, and McCarthy forced fellow RINO and fellow fake Christian Mike Johnson on the country with democrat help.
The Republican Party hates the conservatives as much as the democrat party. Hence why both are spending millions against freedom caucus founding member DeSantis.
Uniparty in action…..
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Nothing epitomizes the state of collegiate ethical standards more than a team punished for cheating being awarded a national championship berth- person responsible has no repercussions. Same as the head of the most prestigious university caught cheating on all academic papers yet is still paid….     (ClownWorld)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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Shekels determine sportsball outcomes.
Shekels determine political outcomes……
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Alaska Airlines Adds New 'Scenic View' Seat For $30 Upgrade Fee     (archive.is)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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D.B. Cooper approves….
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Little Johnny, that motherfucker…..     (Jokes)

submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 1.3 years ago

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So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “Teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.”
She replies, “Okay, meet me after class and we’ll settle it.” But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties.
After class is over and the students leave the classroom, Johnny makes his guess. “Blue.”
“Nope. You got it wrong,” she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn’t wearing any underwear.
“Well come with me out to my dads car, he’s waiting for me, and I’ll get you the money.” She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
His dad exclaims: “That motherfucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your pussy before the end of the day!”
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Naked man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball' plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama     (www.nbcdfw.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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I’m shocked this didn’t happen in Florida….
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Trump now believes he was personally sent by God to save the world     (ClownWorld)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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The same person who is personally responsible for the death vaccine and allowed the COVID mandates now think he is a messiah.
From his truth social account..

And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.

God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.

I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.

I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers. Call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips. And yet. Stop. So God made Trump.

God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.



—- it sounds like he thinks his boomer Hannity-watching MAGAtards are sheep
(They are)

[link to his post](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wJanpDDGk)
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TIL that Chris Christie was banned from Epstein Island after a “buffet incident”….     (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 1.3 years ago

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Catholic hospitals remove crucifixes to prevent patients using them to attack staff     (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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…. Likely to be replaced with prayer rugs and a sign pointing to Mecca.
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Demonic Wiccan Wide-eyed irritating cunt breaks pot-bellied middle age greasy coke head’s record for most weeks at #1 on (((billboard’s))) top 200 list      (www.foxnews.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 1.3 years ago

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And the normies rejoice- oblivious as society burns to the ground around them.
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Mike DeWine, who Donald Trump endorsed twice, took $40,300 from Ohio hospitals that perform child sex changes before vetoing bill to protect kids from the practice     (thepostmillennial.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to LGBTQNPZ 1.3 years ago

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https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/07/politics/trump-endorsement-dewine-ohio-governor-race/index.html

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/elections/2022/09/07/trump-endorses-gov-mike-dewine-in-ohio-governors-race/65463857007/
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Yet another reason the democrats, RINOs, Haley, and Trump all are teaming up against DeSantis in the Republican primary.      (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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They blasted him for banning abortion after first trimester.
Blasted him for opening Florida up in Ma 2020.
Blasted him for making Disney play by the rules as every other business in Fl.
Blasted him for banning child mutilations and child porn shows with dudes in dresses. (Especially Don Jr.)
Blasted him for not allowing schools and state entities having vaccine and mask mandates
Blasted him for dissolving a bankrupt college and replacing the board with conservatives- which is now the fastest growing university in the state.



To be fair- every single one of them, including DeSantis, is a 🇮🇱 Puppet…..
Hence why Rand Paul will never be allowed to win- same as his dad….
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USA Boxing to Allow Biological Men to to Compete Against Female Boxers After Introducing ‘Transgender Policy’     (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to WhatCouldGoWrong 1.3 years ago

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Good.
I hope some ghettonog -as big as mike Tyson was in his prime - starts killing him some bitches.

Saul Allinski
>RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”
If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules. (This is a serious rule. The besieged entity’s very credibility and reputation is at stake, because if activists catch it lying or not living up to its commitments, they can continue to chip away at the damage.)
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I wonder why the US government just dropped campaign finance charges against SBF 🤔     (notthebee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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ESG idiocy in action- supposedly “Your $1,000 in the bank creates emissions equal to a flight from NYC to Seattle”     (www.wired.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to ClimateTards 1.3 years ago

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Although it isn’t mentioned, this will be another argument the socialists use for implementation of a CBDC in lieu of cash…
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Floridawoman hires attorney to sue Hershey for 5 million Shekels because her Reese’s Pumpkins didn’t have faces….     (www.wfla.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago

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Sad thing is she does have a point (I guess) and will probably make the (((attorney))) a decent payday.
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In preparation for the Chinese invasion, Honolulu Has Cut Off Gun Sales     (www.offthepress.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.3 years ago

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The only reason to disarm a population is to render them defenseless. Period.
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Woman sues dentist after 4 root canals, 8 dental crowns and 20 fillings in a single visit     (apnews.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to WhatCouldGoWrong 1.3 years ago

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