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Centaurus
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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

He does oral, why do you think he bought those expensive virtual reality goggles?


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=661309e090588

That sucks if he has to pretend that he's attracted to her EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT!


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

It sounds like OP had an epiphany.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=661309e090588

"“I don’t want to hurt them,” he said, referring to the Clintons. “They’re good people.”


/v/NewsoftheFucktards viewpost?postid=6611db2d021c2

[That shit don't grow on trees, nigga.](https://gardenerspath.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/How-to-Grow-Avocado-Trees-at-Home.jpg)


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I'll bet he even made the other guy pay for it.


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

But if it happened today, it would be. It's all in the timing.


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

If that dude spotted a plate, he would have snatched it up and asked for seconds.


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vwopsd5.mp4


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

[Best I can do.](https://files.catbox.moe/xux1f4.mp4)


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

What about the whore who plays Ms Marvel?


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

I think you have kick-ass mommy issues.


/v/anything viewpost?postid=661129a050125

The boomers did this? Okay, then I guess the current state of affairs is the fault of millennials and zyklons.


/v/news viewpost?postid=66116bd82aa78

I deleted the entire post after realizing the guy is a jew.


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=6611568cd1b4f

LMAO. I must be losing my mind, I just noticed that part of the post. Oh well, I'll have to work on that I guess. Now I want to delete the fucking post...


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=6611568cd1b4f

People like you are why I love the new mute user system. See ya in a week, rookie.


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=6611568cd1b4f

What do you think the pillows are for?


/v/Mildlyinteresting viewpost?postid=66107ca9512a8

Reddit banned him for being too sensitive.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6610c077c9be4

If I win the lottery, I am going to live on a Singapore Airlines plane. First class all the way, baby!


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

It's kind of hard to miss you when you keep coming back.


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Centaurus 1 point 1.2 years ago

"Well, it's been nice missing you,"


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