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Robert E Kelly is retarded.

Be Korean. Have highly stable country for thousands of years. Don't invade anybody. Just have desire to keep asshole off your lawn. Japanese come over and abduct artists randomly. Whatever. Japanese start to invade with guns, fuck. Japanese sit on lawn for 35 years, raping your women and destroying everything culturally important.

"But that was in the past guys"

As Americans, we have a tendency not to remember shit. Old grudges aren't handed down like in other countries. The rest of the world does not operate this way. There are probably old women in Korea sitting around telling their great grand kids about how fucking evil the Japanese occupation was.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b9886f77cfc

Fairly common unfortunately. Hopefully they're not making you install a token as well. Then again if you're looking into online sms services they're probably just texting you. At the very least that's the least intrusive method.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62b9d0dbbd2b5

2Auth. It's the new trend in security.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=62b9d0dbbd2b5

https://files.catbox.moe/vxn9yg.png

https://datausa.io/profile/cip/computer-science-110701

This should tell you most of what you need to know about how fucked the IT field is.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b9b590b1061

If you're good with cad you could probably switch to being a machinist fairly easily. A lot of them are working with mold injection and 3d printing these days.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b9b590b1061

There are enough techs on the board that I think people would probably find it interesting.
Thanks for the best wishes.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

Conformity is strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6kWygqR0L8
I personally think it's a genetically inbuilt behavior. You can train to fall in line. Part of the reason why you're sent to school at a young age. But, there are those that just fall in line to whatever the situation is from a young age and never question.
It is interesting to me that if you add one extra non-conformist to the room the Asch experiment falls apart. I imagine that it helped us all to have somebody nearby or online to confirm that we were not being stupid.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b9308895763

I fell for that one. Ha, proof I'm retarded.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

If you ever run across a Hofbrauhaus you should fall for their trap. The pretzels are amazing, and the Hefe Weizen is smooth.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b913ad587b0

You're going to get shit canned in any event. Nobody is irreplaceable in the eye of the jew. What you do is teach them enough that stuff blows up when they're trying to do the work and they can't fix it. This leads to them freaking the fuck out and the client freaking the fuck out. At that point you may get a call. Negotiate for very good compensation.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

Give me a compiler, a clunky system, and access to the servers and I'll put everybody out of a job. I'm not a team player.

Edit: yes it's true. They had too many pajeets on a helpdesk with a really long backlog of issues. Instead of working on the issues directly I started placing auto corrector scripts onto a ton of the issues. I then built scripts to do things and collect data from the tickets, these then fired off database calls or stuff I built into selenium. For some unknown reason the amount of work went down for everybody when I was on the clock. As pajeets were cycled out they were not replaced.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

> Tech faggots are going to be in for a rude awakening
The vast majority are already getting butt fucked. If I had gone in 5 years earlier I'd be up at least 50% in pay. Each year I keep seeing B level IT jobs dropping in compensation. Pajeets have already fucked the WHOLE field up, and now everybody is being told they should go learn to code. In IT coding is the least desired and worst paid job right now (unless you are the top 1% of the field).

>In my opinion being in IT/CS 10 years from now will be a lot like lawyers are now
Yes.

>Blue vs White Collar
Blue collar is 100% the way to go for good pay right now. Spics aren't flooding the market like they used to, and all of the boomers that were holding onto positions for years are on their way out. A guy I know who's a carpenter is having to decline clients and keep raising rates because he's running around from job to job. Two years ago he was making $17 an hour, now he's making nearly $70.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

Always helps when a fuck-up softens them up a lot.
But in generally if you're going to outsource you should be attempting to do it onshore first. Diving in head first to dealing pajeets is never a good idea. Pajeets should be brought on as extras to increase your workforce. Never to replace.
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Edit : Ohh shit I misread that. Good on your client man. I hope that becomes a common moving trend.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

They try not to bother me with that shit. Lost control of me a couple of years ago. "If you don't do this we'll have to let you go." "That's fine. I can go back to stalking shit at wallmart, but you'll be the one out of a million dollar contract." "What?" "Yeah, I don't care if you fire me. You should have thought about getting backups for me like I said for three years when I replaced a team of 20."
Have too much knowledge, too little concern, and will get very mean when encountering stupidity.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

Nobody ever does a dive into the value of their current employees.
HR only knows what they pay people. Not the amount of time spent training employees, the amount of time they've spent training themselves, and not the amount of time it took for them to learn how the ecosystem of their job works. It adds up really fast. My average estimate for the value of highly trained employees (6+ years) inside of companies is around $1M dollars. So, unless you think that you'll make a million in profit from replacing the person a person with 10 pajeets you're making a really bad call.

On top of that you have the synergistic value of a team (whoever made me learn that word, I really hate). Combining highly skilled workers exponentially increases their value. By uprooting a whole team you'd better be prepared for the losses. But, nobody ever takes this into account.

Oh, but the bitch that made this decision to replace Nosebergs IT is now in the E suite. So, she's doing fine.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b8b051b32a6

I wouldn't agree with that. My wife gets really pissed when I do dumb shit. She can't do anything to actually protect me, but what she is capable of doing (to an extent) is making me more situationally aware of the dumb shit I do. It's not really quite the same thing, and you could argue that she doesn't want to lose her safety net. But, it's what they have the capability of doing.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=62b88cd7be89c

That's very retarded. I've worked as a sub contractor on a gov contract. The prime majority of people that are getting money from the government are so far removed from the system that if you told them that they're getting people's tax money they'd be rather confused.
Think of it as being closer to the lawn maintenance guy who's boss got a contract to take care of overgrown grass. It's just another field to trim up, doesn't make a difference if it's private or public.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b873e51b5cd

Probably asbestos filled. Annoying, but at least I had a mask on because of all the powder. Probability of getting really fucked is small.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b79a6a1f30d

Doesn't have to be fast, just has to hit. Don't know of many rockets with avoidance systems installed.


/v/Military viewpost?postid=62b788a89692a

"If it bleeds it leads"
Correct. But, if they're just journaling events then it's not injecting the authors opinions directly into the readers mind. Instead of telling people what to think on a subject, it's this thing happened. Problem then becomes with ignoring events. If nobody knows that a law was passed, then nobody will be able to form an opinion on that.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b75323941ff

Shhh, stop thinking. You might give away the game. If they kill themselves with drugs, gang activity, and not breed because they're gay or in prison; then they take themselves out of the equation.


/v/Guns viewpost?postid=62b76466e5855

Ha! You got me, now excuse me while I flex my $2 bills and drive off in my fiesta.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=62b72e9753996

"I am like a bear magnet or something." (start of the video)
You're probably right.


/v/bears viewpost?postid=62b48859d6183