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Bear Visits Tree Stand

submitted by deleted to bears 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 11:35:53 ago (+9/-3)     (bears)

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[ - ] veggy 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:56:09 ago (+4/-0)

I'd put 10,000 bucks on the fact she was menstruating. Bears, like sharks can smell that crap 3 miles away. City folks get real offended when you mention this, but its true (and true of all apex predators)

Remember Bear guy? The guy (and gfriend) that was eaten? Quite talk amongst forest service cilvaculture folks was the gal was in full menstruation and thats probably what brought the bear back that night. (and she knew it and thats why she kept trying to leave, but the retard boyfriend had his own agenda)


Source -lived almost my entire life in deep bear country and deal with them almost daily so I have picked up a few things about bears over the years.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 15:13:29 ago (+2/-0)

Have you learned to speak bear language?

Do you eat bears? Are they delicious and nutritious?

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 18:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

"I am like a bear magnet or something." (start of the video)
You're probably right.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

Your shark comparison is a bad one. People have done tests before on whether or not human, cow, and fish blood will attract sharks.
Fish blood attracts them for miles. They outright ignore the other two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRc5jx80yg

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:38:17 ago (+3/-0)

This dumb bitch domesticated a black bear. Definitely not the first time they've met

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 15:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

domesticated

Feeding a bear in your backyard does not "domesticate" it. Please don't even use that term in jest.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 16:26:59 ago (+1/-0)*

Black bears are more herbivores than carnivores, they're curious as hell, they're playful and they do have an attraction to humans . I've got over a dozen habituated bears and 3 imprinted bears that we've raised from cubs, my only issue is that my imprinted bears are big wimps, expect to be hand fed and want too much attention.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 14:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

Nope...gun goes off, bear goes away. Bear will be back...

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 15:14:22 ago (+5/-0)

Unless gun goes off aimed at bear's head.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:05:32 ago (+2/-1)

If it weren't for this dikes "dumb bitch" commentary,this could have been a great vid.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:38:36 ago (+3/-0)

She's def been feeding the bears

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 15:15:21 ago (+0/-0)

It's such a cool way to dispose of bodies!

[ - ] ThisGuy -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 8, 2022 21:57:14 ago (+0/-1)

So mute it instead of whining.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

"bears don't climb ladders"

There is your first mistake, lady

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 17:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

Things I won't go hunting without:

1. 300 WinMag Rifle (or equivalent)
2. 10mm Sidearm (or better)
3. Predator tag

Things I won't go hunting with:

1. Women