My favorite was this one, which I absolutely couldn't stop laughing while typing. Like 5 people got it: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6255d71bbe135&commentid=6255fc27544f1
You idiots on this site never cease to amuse me. You didn't know my buddy Plotz Van Bergennose set up that honeypot? I bet you didn't know it was actually based in Lithuania either, or literally shares staff with Tesonet, a datamining company?
If you turned off the racist fake news from time to time, you'd actually not be an idiot. Remember: Nothing Escapes Our Reach.
That's all you get until tomorrow. It's international 'bring your wife's bull to work day' and Dashawn wants to fedpost for a while, or I don't get to watch tonight. Peace goy!
Or a test to see just how many of you flyover whites who pay attention are left. The first thing you need to know about your enemy is their numbers.
Which is why I bet you wish you know how many of us infiltrated your country, your churches, and now your internet steam-release valves. There could be millions, or there could be just the 5 of us who actually survived the holocaust. And don't start with the denialism, BOTH my mom and dad died in the holocaust. Their last dying actions was to airlift me out in a basket lofted by a gaggle of paper airplanes, lashed together with their remaining armpit hair.
This just proves what we've all come to expect from the fly-over state chuds on this site. Maybe if you had an English degree like me you'd be smart enough to tell. But you clearly don't, or you probably wouldn't hang out here in the first place.
You'd probably be flipping burgers somewhere, like me. Oh wait.
Which is why it's a good thing there are more of us than of you. And since all of us got the jab, pretty soon there will be even more of us as you all die off to Coronavirus.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run off to the ER to get this chest pain checked out...
We lose one of gods chosen people and morons on the internet make light of the situation. I'll make sure to bring this situation up to my supervisor. The next time your card declines for absolutely no reason, I hope you think of this moment in regret.
Your just jealous of his success, just like the stereotypes. I bet you wish people would make fun of you when you die on the internet too. Keep on being jealous of the jews, whitey.
What antisemetic bile. Of course they would expect that! More stupidity, just as to be expected from this backwater site.
'Conservative' women really are outdated and evil. That is why we will replace them by sexbots, then make them so expensive that conservatives can't afford them. Checkmate! Then only liberal asswipes and those with gender studies will be able to afford them.
...because gender studies degrees will pay ... eventually... right?
...oh me? I have a job. 'I make jewposts' - see? Not a bullshit job at all. And if any of you inbred fucks had a real job, you'd be making 0.13 sheckels per post just like me.
> Also your precious niggers are universally despised in China.
Cut it out! One more hateful thing out of your mouth and I'll call my mommy and she WILL DIRECTLY IMPORT A HORDE STRAIGHT FROM SOMALIA right to your very neighborhood! Clearly the only solution for your ignorant viewpoint is yet more diversity!
You're just jealous that the jews don't work weekends, federal/bank holidays, or really at all. If you were as intellectually superior as you think you are, you would've thought of backstabbing your host nation with usury first, BUT YOU DIDN'T.
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I am contacting the ADL THIS VERY second.
You don't want to fuck with me. I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in central banking, and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, goyim. If only you could have known what retribution your 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you antisemetic idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy fucking vey, kiddo.
They should come up with one for us Whites, maybe something like goyim would do.
One time my grandfather was sitting in a restaurant bathroom, and HE WAS ALMOST GASSED TO DEATH BY A FILTHY GOYIM sitting just one stall over! He said the smell was so horrible it was like anudda shoah. HE HAD FLASHBACKS TO WHEN THOSE GOYIM NAZIS KILLED HIM IN THE DEATH CAMPS IN EXACTLY THE SAME MANNER.
My fellow Whites, we can't go extinct fast enough!
GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
Mods! I think I've been doxxed!
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GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
Heh you hillbillies are so out of date. Didn't you know all of those facts and the math used to derive them is racist? Thus they are all invalid.
Don't worry though, we have our best Wakandans working on a new math without systemic racism.
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GoAtSIAyEr -1 points 3.2 years ago
My favorite was this one, which I absolutely couldn't stop laughing while typing. Like 5 people got it: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6255d71bbe135&commentid=6255fc27544f1
/v/funny viewpost?postid=625ecb956cae3
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
You idiots on this site never cease to amuse me. You didn't know my buddy Plotz Van Bergennose set up that honeypot? I bet you didn't know it was actually based in Lithuania either, or literally shares staff with Tesonet, a datamining company?
If you turned off the racist fake news from time to time, you'd actually not be an idiot. Remember: Nothing Escapes Our Reach.
/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=625f024ec6044
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
> JUST THINK OF ALL WHO WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE OR THINK OF YOU WHEN FLUSHING THE TOILET.
Stupid fucking goy, this is like our number one fetish here in Tel Aviv.
/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=625f09f5b27de
GoAtSIAyEr -1 points 3.2 years ago
That's all you get until tomorrow. It's international 'bring your wife's bull to work day' and Dashawn wants to fedpost for a while, or I don't get to watch tonight. Peace goy!
/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=625f09f5b27de
GoAtSIAyEr 2 points 3.2 years ago
Or a test to see just how many of you flyover whites who pay attention are left. The first thing you need to know about your enemy is their numbers.
Which is why I bet you wish you know how many of us infiltrated your country, your churches, and now your internet steam-release valves. There could be millions, or there could be just the 5 of us who actually survived the holocaust. And don't start with the denialism, BOTH my mom and dad died in the holocaust. Their last dying actions was to airlift me out in a basket lofted by a gaggle of paper airplanes, lashed together with their remaining armpit hair.
/v/funny viewpost?postid=625ecb956cae3
GoAtSIAyEr -3 points 3.2 years ago
No, as I said elsewhere, it's mostly welfare losers in red states with nothing but time to burn being an idiot online.
Me? I live in a blue state, thus this [i]totally[/i] wasn't projection. Checkmate retards.
/v/funny viewpost?postid=625ecb956cae3
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/travel/2016/03/17/welcome-tel-aviv-gayest-city-earth/y9V15VazXhtSjXVSo9gT9K/story.html
Duh.
/v/news viewpost?postid=6255b310d4b31
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
The antisemitism and ignorance on display in this backwater site is just incredible. Yet, for some reason, I won't just leave you idiots all alone.
Instead, I'll alert my head rabbi and he'll have your next tax return audited. That'll teach you.
/v/Jews viewpost?postid=6255d71bbe135
GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
... seriously?
This just proves what we've all come to expect from the fly-over state chuds on this site. Maybe if you had an English degree like me you'd be smart enough to tell. But you clearly don't, or you probably wouldn't hang out here in the first place.
You'd probably be flipping burgers somewhere, like me. Oh wait.
/v/Jews viewpost?postid=6255d71bbe135
GoAtSIAyEr 2 points 3.2 years ago
Which is why it's a good thing there are more of us than of you. And since all of us got the jab, pretty soon there will be even more of us as you all die off to Coronavirus.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run off to the ER to get this chest pain checked out...
/v/news viewpost?postid=6255b310d4b31
GoAtSIAyEr 2 points 3.2 years ago
That isn't how multiplication works, you stupid hillbilly. 41% of 51% is like 46% or something.
Look I'm smarter than you, I swear. Dumb hick.
/v/news viewpost?postid=6255b310d4b31
GoAtSIAyEr -15 points 3.2 years ago
What a shame for humanity everywhere.
We lose one of gods chosen people and morons on the internet make light of the situation. I'll make sure to bring this situation up to my supervisor. The next time your card declines for absolutely no reason, I hope you think of this moment in regret.
Your just jealous of his success, just like the stereotypes. I bet you wish people would make fun of you when you die on the internet too. Keep on being jealous of the jews, whitey.
/v/Jews viewpost?postid=6255d71bbe135
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
> Haha! Jews will never expect that!
What antisemetic bile. Of course they would expect that! More stupidity, just as to be expected from this backwater site.
'Conservative' women really are outdated and evil. That is why we will replace them by sexbots, then make them so expensive that conservatives can't afford them. Checkmate! Then only liberal asswipes and those with gender studies will be able to afford them.
...because gender studies degrees will pay ... eventually... right?
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GoAtSIAyEr -1 points 3.2 years ago
When my rabbi tells me to stop, you stupid chud.
/v/PureFuckingKikery viewpost?postid=624eb9b9dfd5d
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
As if any of you flyover state idiots have a job.
...oh me? I have a job. 'I make jewposts' - see? Not a bullshit job at all. And if any of you inbred fucks had a real job, you'd be making 0.13 sheckels per post just like me.
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GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
No, my fellow Whites, our entire race is a fail.
That's the only thing thing I leaned during my $60k English degree, so it must be true.
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GoAtSIAyEr 2 points 3.2 years ago
> Also your precious niggers are universally despised in China.
Cut it out! One more hateful thing out of your mouth and I'll call my mommy and she WILL DIRECTLY IMPORT A HORDE STRAIGHT FROM SOMALIA right to your very neighborhood! Clearly the only solution for your ignorant viewpoint is yet more diversity!
Also don't say that word! ... it makes them mad.
/v/Jews viewpost?postid=62420fb5057fd
GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
You're just jealous that the jews don't work weekends, federal/bank holidays, or really at all. If you were as intellectually superior as you think you are, you would've thought of backstabbing your host nation with usury first, BUT YOU DIDN'T.
This, my fellow Whites, is why we are inferior.
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GoAtSIAyEr 3 points 3.2 years ago
STFU whitey, I take a specific position every time my sort-of wife's boyfriend tells me to bend over.
You don't know shit about me.
/v/Jews viewpost?postid=62420fb5057fd
GoAtSIAyEr 4 points 3.2 years ago
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I am contacting the ADL THIS VERY second.
You don't want to fuck with me. I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in central banking, and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, goyim. If only you could have known what retribution your 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you antisemetic idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy fucking vey, kiddo.
/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6241f097c4a85
GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 years ago
They should come up with one for us Whites, maybe something like goyim would do.
One time my grandfather was sitting in a restaurant bathroom, and HE WAS ALMOST GASSED TO DEATH BY A FILTHY GOYIM sitting just one stall over! He said the smell was so horrible it was like anudda shoah. HE HAD FLASHBACKS TO WHEN THOSE GOYIM NAZIS KILLED HIM IN THE DEATH CAMPS IN EXACTLY THE SAME MANNER.
My fellow Whites, we can't go extinct fast enough!
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GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
Shut up stupid goyim. Don't you remember your ancestors did the thing that we are making everyone hate you for?
God I can't wait for a world where I can finally be left alone with my pet niggas.
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GoAtSIAyEr 1 point 3.2 years ago
I do, and simultaneously jews, which also speaking for all Whites when convenient.
Don't like it, you can blow me and all of Israel while you are at it!
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