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Notevenonce 0 points 5 months ago

How did you find a picture of Owen Benjamins room?

@Doglegwarrior

Notevenonce 3 points 6 months ago

Ma's got skill.

Notevenonce 0 points 7 months ago

Darn straight and amen.

Notevenonce 1 point 7 months ago

Lot of holes in the argument

Notevenonce 1 point 7 months ago

>bad decisions in relationships. Actually they make BETTER choices than

than what?

Notevenonce -1 points 8 months ago

>I'm [s]battilng[/s] batin' here

ftfy

Notevenonce -1 points 9 months ago

More like Gobbles (op) trying to fit as many inches as he can down his hotpocket hole.

up top!

Notevenonce 1 point 1 year ago

Weed? sure, you just download an app and a koala delivers it free to your door.

Notevenonce 1 point 1 year ago

thats going to be one uneven tan!

Do you think if she knew some faggot named @beatupall was going to watch her "play" with herself she would have done it?

Do you think she would feel bad or laugh about him needing tweezers to jerk off?

Looks like she has a sense of humor tanning bed and all..she'd laugh. Good girl. Me too.

Notevenonce 1 point 1.3 years ago

i know. Honestly the grossest part was that she thought $350 would impress me.

Notevenonce 1 point 1.3 years ago

No, the undergarment. print label from home they'll say

This gets me everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89frRi8GgGA

Notevenonce 1 point 1.3 years ago

Probably harder. Husband is a routine whereas putting on a different show everyday would be more work.

Talking to a girl yesterday and she was upselling only fans and the money doesnt sound good enough to even consider it. 350 to *ahem* in a pair of panties on video then go to the post office and send it. On top of having to entertain you when you open it and Im betting he's going to want special attention during the shipping time. For 350???? Get bent.

Bitches dont know about math.

Notevenonce 0 points 1.3 years ago

Ah, now it makes sense. BOOM! Not really but I hope it makes you feel better.

Lunch is always nice.

Notevenonce 1 point 1.4 years ago

If you attach the rear of the one on the right and color its hair blue you have a regular trip to walmart.

Notevenonce -2 points 1.5 years ago

Better to stick with honey. Imagine having to deal with a man every night.

Also this was advice doled out by the gay community about 20 years ago.

Notevenonce 0 points 1.6 years ago*

All these bitches talking shit, im going too have to break it to ya'

Thats how you get a wife in 2023. Car, restuarant and drank?!..Lets fucking go!

* words spreading. Follow the guy to the bathroom under pretense of blowjob. Easy le peasy

Edit
forgot to add mad beatz

Notevenonce 0 points 1.6 years ago

are you a woman? Its the internet.

my username is based on how many woman you've been with. Virgin. *Are you a woman*? hahaha gay.

Notevenonce 0 points 1.6 years ago

Only if the guy is putting out and/or paying.

Notevenonce 0 points 1.6 years ago

Should have titled this post :

How To Remain A Faggot Forever

Notevenonce 1 point 1.6 years ago

...and then the complaints about her being a bitch when the next time a guy tries to use a line on her.

A cheesy ass line got a smile and a yes. What a waste.

Notevenonce 3 points 1.6 years ago

Looked it up. The lava taco is just a regular taco with lava sauce. Buy a bucket worth of sauce next time they bring it back and you can have it year round.

Notevenonce 1 point 1.6 years ago*

Nope. Still gay.

have you seen the ring footage?

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/73aptz3f.mp4

Notevenonce 2 points 1.6 years ago

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/3ys1blxq.mp4

Notevenonce 6 points 1.6 years ago

Doode like that old timer is fierce. /s

ugh.

The only thing funny about this video is the woman thinking that glass jar of brown sugar was coffee.

Notevenonce 0 points 1.7 years ago

Best I can do is a maze on the next one. Its like chess but not.