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Oz5711
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ok so it isn't just me that thinks sometimes you have to let them think they ate it
and here i was feeling silly


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booooooooo
can't believe i fell for this


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he has altered the face. pray he does not alter it further.


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this is great news, actually
i bought a used car not long ago and keep forgetting to fix the clock which is off by an hour


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>implying they've ever screwed anything


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cool, yeah
i needed my hate fuel for the day


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this is almost entirely untrue, we have some truly insightful and intelligent people on there, and dangus to boot


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"yeah, that is a little weird now that you mention it" -boekanier


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ah my fellow racisms enjoyer


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we had a whole meeting about it actually and decided this was not worth the effort


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irreplaceable in that we just won't


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i thought my comment was funny but you beat me there


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what kinda bootyhole princess announces their own birthday?


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Oz5711 1 point 3 weeks ago

when i lived in knoxville, i heard that one of my cohorts was sick with swine flu
ha! how do you even get swine flu, stupid ass, i said
i had to be carried to the car to go to the hospital by the end of the day
that shit sucked, 0/10


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Oz5711 1 point 3 weeks ago

ever seen a goat take a shit? it's in pellets


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i swear to god, once i saw him knock over an old lady's tea without so much as an apology. i think he even smirked.


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my dog is just staring at me now


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>ashamed to be in the same solar system
i fuckin called it


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Oz5711 1 point 1 month ago

they're all fairly civil really as long as you keep them out of pissing distance


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Oz5711 1 point 1 month ago

i was primed to snark then i realized that was a clever way to ask the question


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nigga did you just invent the word flavorprint?
i won;t eat baked chx or scrambeled eggs but i don't know i'd call it that


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seems like surgery on your fuckin head would be worth a triple check first


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Oz5711 1 point 1 month ago

there's a whole second joke in there i dare not approach


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