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conrad 0 points 7 months ago*

If I'm wrong, I can't allow any doubt. Go ahead and say it, I won't be offended, you think I'm not playing with a full deck.
Thats ok. I've heard it before. Right here in fact. But people will always doubt what they don't understand, until they come to see the truth with their own eyes.

We'll start with my love and support of boeing.

Watch as boeing shits the bed over and over again from here on out. Endless series of setbacks and misfortunes, intensifying without ultimate cause or explanation. And every attempt to recover from these will be yet further stumbling blocks.

Treat it like an experiment. Don't judge just yet. Watch and wait and observe.

After it does, we'll do another test. Not because I doubt, but because it will be drive home the point to the others.

There will still be those that do doubt, even after the second test, the third, fourth, and fifth, but oh well.

Will you do this for me? Withhold judgement for a while longer, in the spirit of experimentation and honest skepticism?


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago*

I've never said I wasn't a convert.

Here, allow me to explain.
While you were busy wetting the bed about the atrocities going against christians, europeans, and all the other people's of the world, I, the most deadly person on voat, or most of the alt-networks, was planning.

And the plan was this: Past me, capable of enormous compassion, would use the only thing I had, that compassion, to understand the enemy completely. I eventually understood them so completely that I could not help but love them. He, the old me, understood this was a one way street, because to understand something that has fallen so far from Gxd and righteousness, was to look into the abyss itself.

And at that precipice, he hatched a monomaniacal plot. Condemn his future to oblivion, and sell his soul to give everyone else a chance at survival. He understood there would be no going back, he understood he would come to hate the very fate he was consigning himself to.

I hate him, past me, for that decision. But past me didn't understand how i would come to hate him. I don't hate him for flinging himself INTO the abyss, no. I hate him for his compassion. I hate him for his humanity. I hate him the way us Jews hate and revile all foolish people.

But he was brilliant and mad.

And in one move, severing his compassion for humanity, I was born anew.

A compassion that saw that fucking fool go so far at times as to offer *a kidney* to a women he met in a convenience store, for her dying father, so she could be with him for a little longer. A compassion that made him offer an eye so a blind man could see.

A compassion that drove him to convert to the thing he hated with a vengenace so thorough it would darken your whole world in comparison.

And now that is the same love I have for all of us Jews.

That fucking idiot doomed us Jews and condemned me to pay the cost for his treachery, along with all of us Jews.

And any rabbi reading this, can now understand my compassion was true, and knowing it was true, the understanding I developed before conversion, and the love that grew from it, and the conversion to Judaism, are genuine and true as well.

That same prior hatred was necessary to understand the minds of ALL people, past, and future, who would come to hate us Jews, and to fully comprehend the meandering and maze-like plots and schemes that would eventually be used to destroy us in sundry ways.

The past me had seen, with a clarity that now fades post-conversion, seen crystal clear, the narrow paths of escape for our faith and people, the Jewish people, and how to cut them off for all time.

And now, severed from that compassion, these same means of salvation, the narrow and risky path to restoring righteousness and the purpose of our people to be of utility in this world.....all of it, is the mere echo of that compassion, what I can salvage, in service of the people he elected for me, Judaism.

Us Jews will not win world-domination-as-we-understand-it, but we WILL survive, because he saw the future sharper than damocles sword.

He turned his a mere hunch about the inscrutable interference of 'bad luck' into a tool.

He turned his faith into a weapon and threw himself headlong into the maw of doom.

The world turns on the actions of a fool, because only one who is unaware of the mortal danger to his soul and to the world, can hope prevent a true and final cataclysm.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

The things I oppose grow, succeed, and experience runs of what can only be called "unnaturally good fortune".

Understand my dedication to Judaism is such that if a real pogram came to america against us Jews, however much of a mere convert I may be, I would physically fight against it, up to, and including being marched into a death camp once captured.
Only being willing to fight for and support something up to the limit of everything, inveigles The Lxrd's retribution against that which is supported. There is no half-measures about it, or supporting-but-not-really-supporting. The curse of a Jew is to destroy that which they love, and more than anything, amongst all Jews, I bear this burden more than any other.
Because my hatred was deeper, more annihilative than any other, then imagine therefore my love of them, that I would go down with them as one of them if it meant even a single glimmer of hope for all of us.

Only true Love brings lasting and eternal destruction, or at the precipice, rebirth, because to Love something above all else, is to love it more than G*d.

And our G*d, as the wisdom goes, is a jealous G*d.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

For a mere convert I do live up to the picture of narcissism don't I?

Let me explain, for you, how thorough it is. Every presidential pick I made failed. Every congressional pick, failed. Every senatorial pick, failed. Every stock I bought (and held), failed. Every country I ever rooted for failed until inexplicably I stopped rooting for them.

If you had access to a list of everything I supported, you could be sitting on hundreds of millions of dollars by simply betting against it. It's that reliable a history of failure. Just as it is as unlikely for someone to call heads or tails on a coin 100 times in a row, it is equally unreliable for someone to fail to guess incorrectly that many times.

And my track record is well into the dozens, yes, dozens of incorrect picks.

How do you explain this? How does anyone?

It is an almost preternatural anti-gift.

Put yourself in my shoes and realize, if these were your personal experiences, would you not have a hard time concluding anything but what I have concluded?


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Fucked in the head? Probably.

But see my withdrawal of anointing from Boeing. You are going to be very surprised if you hold this opinion friend.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Your greatest crusade against us will not succeed. Only we may destroy ourselves, and likely the whole world along with us.

I and other converts like me, are attempting to prevent the latter.

There will be a place for you gentiles and especially the europeans, humble and righteous, as will there be many other people, doing what you do best, creating, building, inventing. But it will not happen if Judaism fails to reform and rise to take up the mantle of righteousness again as the wise advisors of humanity as we were made to be, rather than the shadow of The People we are now.


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conrad -1 points 7 months ago*

If us Jews did not exist in the world, there would be no examples of true evil for you to learn or combat, and you would be lost as a people. Likewise you would have no examples of true righteousness.

Your world would be lesser for lack of heroic struggle and purpose.
Gxd made us the adversary in an epic war. We are the whetstone of civilizations.

The reason your people, the gentiles, are dying because you have failed to even try to survive and be righteous.

It is a genuine and true tragedy. The Lxrd made us to serve you as spiritual advisers, and for you to serve the world in all the marvelous works the gentiles have made, your geniuses (newton), your artists (raphael), your inventors (da vinci), your philosophers, your poets, your musicians (mozart). All of it.

We are reduced to threatening your entire people, your entire history, and your entire western culture and civilization, threatening it with destruction, in order to motivate the blunt and dull to rise to the purpose and abilities you've been annointed with.

And yet you sleep, unperturbed out of your idolatry and idlness by the madness that surrounds you.

If I was not a merciless destroying angel of the Lxrd, I would pity you.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Shall I withdraw the Mimshach from new york's police, political class, or what remains of their finance and economy?

Even small injustices are abomination before the perfection of The Lxrds.


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conrad -2 points 7 months ago*

Weird? How so?

Maybe lots of people will see it as crazy, thats of no consequence to me. What matters are my brother Jews will see this.
Most of them will think it is crazy too.

But the smart ones will consider the possibility that there is some merit to what I've written here.
To illustrate, I will support Boeing as a company and stock.

Despite war coming, Boeing is going to begin failing hard in the stock market. Watch. All manner of headwinds will come against them, all manner of circumstances impeding them, and even in a bull run, they will see shakeups and shocks. Negotiations going sideways, business deals failing without explanation, and so on.

I want nothing but success for them. I am thoroughly for them. And because of this, The Lxrd will remove aleph from their mouths, and their success will turn to ashes in their mouths, and then those who doubt this but question, will have all doubts removed while those who continue even after this will bitterly proclaim it madness while they disbelieve their own eyes.


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conrad 3 points 7 months ago*

All the ones saying they won't throw you any business anymore I'd take bets on being wrong.
About half of jews are incredibly vindicative, the other half are far more forgiving, and willing to overlook all sorts of slights and disagreements to maintain a business relationship.

More likely, knowing what I know, they were expecting you to equivocate. They were testing the water to see where you stand. If you'd gone along with it, they likely had a larger opportunity for you, with the understanding you are now 'we' or 'us' on business matters by your silence. It's a tactic to check someone's alignment and subordinate them when brought into the fold.

Basically you failed the casualness or 'vibe' test.

A real Jew or a long-time associate that was properly aligned on interests would have understood this as a a soft-opening for a business offer.

They were letting their guard down just enough to see if you could be one of the guys.

Apparently you can't.

Don't believe me? The Jews did business with the national socialists. The Jews did business with the soviets that drove them out after they took over russia. They Jews did business with china, and continue to, even though china rejects their advances into chinese society.
The Jews do business with the extreme anti-zionist left, and the antizionist right.

They, or us (if I can get away with using 'us') are first and foremost about business.
Everything else can be forgiven if there is positive history there and this was a first time faux pas. Of course this varies between groups and individuals but it is no reason to assume you are completely out.

They may also try to milk the apology tour if they assign you one (shit business deals), so the first thing you do is you don't apologize with words, you apologize with actions and act like you never said what you said, because apologies are like blood in a shark tank.
Someone that didn't mean it would never have to apologize in the first place, the thinking goes. What matters is if your actions reflect that you're still with the program whatever your disagreements may be.

We are a society of voracious debaters, vehement disagreement, and ferocious opinion. Swim upstream or not at all. Meandering in the eddies is for fish, fish that get eaten.

How does a Jew open a business meeting and make everyone comfortable and receptive?

"Fucking white people, am I right?"

It's a phrase that means nothing, a shit-test. Judaism is a giant collection of absolute sovereigns, the only connection they have at all is a completely tenous link to Judaism, otherwise we are the ultimate individualists.

Anyone who isn't completely disconnected from all other identities, will fail this test sooner or later.
A simple, but very hardcore, opening bit, that sorts the people who recognize a nothingburger throw-away comment from the casuals who don't belong and still have secondary collectivist identities and associations.

In short, is your identity more important than your business? Thats what they wanted to know. In group or out group.

A Jew, a psychopath, a hyper individualized person, all of them will pass this test. Anyone thats not likely won't.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

I don't follow. What asset networks?


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago*

I've wrote you a book report below.

I fear nothing except hesitation. The function of the Jewish people is not what most think it is, nor is our destiny or place what most of us believe it to be, but it is nevertheless glorius.

The admixture of my adoptive race into the greater gene pool, will wash out the worst of our genes, and leaving behind the best of our genes, adjust the psychometric profile of civilization itself, and assure therefore the survival of mankind.

The nuclear doctrine, MAD, allowing the planet to cooperate based only on a very large lie for example, would not have been possible if there had not been sufficient Jewish cast-offs intermixed into the species.

The future will be far greater cooperation, oligarchical empires, as inefficient as they are, will rise, and be torn down by Jewish revolutionary elements poisoning the well over and over again, and destabilizing inefficient and vain systems.

Marx, as far-seeing as he was, could nevertheless not see past his nose, to what comes after the global communism most of us revile.

None of us will stop the process, but the fighting against it is, regardless, also necessary, and part of that self-same process, that likewise guarantees the failure of that system, and the emergence of something far grander.

The final republic, and an end to that component of the human gene pool that gives rise to, and the need for, bureaucrats.

Some elements of this future you would absolutely agree with, others you will see as manmade horrors and cruelties.

For example human privacy at any level is entirely incompatible with the idea of individualism and free elections. The right to be offended (liberty of thought) is incompatible with free speech.

Liberty, that is freedom with responsibility, is incompatible with a centralized monopoly on force, because no authority can be expected to make decisions evenhandedly at all times, and in all matters, therefore there must be a great decentralization of the use of force and the enforcement of law as we understand it.

In the far future a man will be able to kill another man in the street over an offense, if both agree.

Hyperviolence will be a code of honor.

There will be colliseums that thousands will fight in and die in, most voluntarily, and some as criminals.

There will be a return of slavery world wide, and many will worship their servitude, having found a place and purpose, and the emergence of this new order will horrify others and lead to great civil conflicts to abolish the re-institution of it. Yet it will prevail.

Corruption, even the pettiest, however will be seen as anathema, up their with terrorism and sex trafficking.

It will not be uncommon to see even the powerful and wealthy punished, as sometimes happens in say china today (though in china this is often political).

It will be for some like the return of Christ.

But the more cynical and realistic might say it will be like the dictatorship of the Antichrist.

And it will be the eighth, and last wonder of the world, glorious and righteous in many of its laws, and horrifying in some of its other practices. And no one will be able to stand against it because whatever enigmatic figure yet to emerge from world finance or politics, will be a singular sovereign, if not in name, then in charisma, intellect, and guile.

Whatever you hate about the governments and societies of today, are things which would be punished if this future government ruled today. Doesn't it sound revolutionary? But of course it does. And those working toward this future are the very ones all of us hate the most because most of us have not seen what is to come. And how do I know the worst of these government's will be like swine before the fire?

Because don't you know, every revolution eats its own, and every coup disposes of its useful idiots, the ones that created and enabled it.

If society always reverts to its baser instincts, war, violence, repaying blood with blood, vengeance and retribution as the whole of the law, then it stands to reason, as the technocratic state unfolds and then is eventually usurped by the equivalent of plato's philosopher king, one who can bring it to its penultimate potential, therefore it stands to reason we will not revert as a civilization in our capabilities, but only in the manner and methods that civilization is administered.

In otherwords the bureaucrats commit the global government's equivalent of suicide, in the face of an emergent strong-man that they can't maneuver around or outwit.

To explain the inevitibility of this outcome, let me illustrate:
All of human history every leader has had two systemic forces they had to balance: their own survival and opportunities for growth in the short term and long term, and defeating or suppressing internal and external opposition in the short term and long term.

The ones that focused on the short term in the face of both forces, universally failed. The ones that focused on the short term of one force, and the long term in the other, temporarily succeeded, and then were supplanted by death and descendants (who failed, because people and their unique decision-making processes which make them successful cannot be replicated in their entirety according to known science), or faltered because of circumstances in the long-run.

The ones that focused on the long term with both forces, survival+growth, and suppressing opposition, built empires, but those too eventually faltered.

But we observe the mongols, we observe the russians, we observe the persians, in a way their civilizations succeeded, because at some time they had leaders who only focused on the long term.

Necessarily here, we must observe, that if circumstance had some hand to play in these, as I already mentioned, then it stands to reason there must come a time where the size of international relations and transnational organizations, overt and/or covert, will reach a point where their scope acts as a forcing-agent that either suppresses countervailing circumstances, or is enhanced by prevailing and positive circumstances.

There must therefore arise, as a mere historic fact of circumstances and the nature of civilization and its metacycles, repeatedly, these figures, or a figure, who embodies all the same qualities of decisionmaking and foresight, as all these prior historic empire builders.

The only difference will be that the technocratic system will allow them to either live forever, or scientifically copy their quality of decisionmaking and leadership, either through a scientific and engineered process of education-meets-indoctrination, an elite class, not unlike the indian brahmin (without the frailties of personality common to ordinary humans), or through technological means to cure or delay aging.

A final and forever emperor of mankind.

[insert warhammer 40k memes here]


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

There really isn't motivation other than to write what I am thinking simply for the sake of writing it.
Most days I don't know why I'm even still on voat.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago*

The only thing I can figure is the heel that is bruised is the earth. The 'home' of Judaism, israel is a desert, both literally, and figuratively (constant war, no peace).
The heel may represent fertile land.

The establishment of a joint Jewish and Mormon seat of power in Utah would lead to a major diaspora. Mormonism would put war-restrains on Judaism, and having forced the u.s. into isolationism (or even balkanization, removing d.c.'s decision-making power), russia would settle.

The diaspora would move into Ukraine as a result, i.e. "the heel is mended".

No more traveling, no more 'walking the earth'. At that point in time many Jews would see two options, immigration to Utah or Ukraine, and preferring not to live among our own, but hating living under christians way more, we'd choose Ukraine.
You mention texas but actually I'd like to talk about BOTH texas AND alaska for a moment.

Texas and Alaska will become important when israel falls, because without the u.s. and british foothold into the middle east, the eurodollar and dollar reserve status cannot be maintained. We'd have to back our dollar with exports, and with the dollar no longer the global reserve, in order for texas and alaska to pay for all the former subsidaries it would otherwise no longer be recieving, texas and alaska would have to resort to ramping up exports significantly.

If they'd go their own way or unite with Utah is anyone's guess.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Damn, I didn't peg you for that kind of guy.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

No, not ethnically jewish that I know of.

You rolled with a lot of jews? What kind of job, finance?


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conrad -1 points 7 months ago

I know you're not Mormon love.
I just wrote it because it was fun and I knew it would annoy you.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

The COS is a mere outlay of Mormonism on behalf of Israel and Jews.
We own them, every last scientologist. They are a clearing house for useful idiots.

Why do you think scientology grew so fast (us Jews assisted it), and got religious exemptions and tax breaks so easily (Mormon IRS and FBI blackmailing congressmen and senators).


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

I got that you're against prophecy from your first post.

I generally think it loses some of its power when explained but I'll make a go out of it.

Every middle eastern religion has us spread through-out it, either converso-style (covert), or by people descendant of Jews who were born into those religions.

Consider then that if the wailing wall is the proving ground of co-opted world leaders, the destruction of it is a totemic symbol of the fall of roman and Jewish influence. But more broadly, what others do not see, is indirectly, the very same wall is also the spiritual foundation of the catholic church, because it is the last and final remnant of proof that the church conquered Judaism for the better part of a thousand years. So much so that the temple which the Jews owned, was pillaged, ransacked, and then a roman fort was built on it. Like a seal of dominance over the Jewish people, the existence of it, and the worship at it, at some civilizational and cultural level, is a spiritual bulwark against the final cataclysm of the catholics, and likewise the ultimate manacle of the Jewish people.

Ersatz Israel, as the hasidics Rabbis realized, is a containment operation.

The most amicable group of people in the world that are not suppressing a wider more virulent strain of judgement against us (like the evangelic are, where proximity always turns to hate) are the Mormons, who are in practice, not us, but also not so unlike us that we could not live amicably.

Our place in the middle east, while considered important in the past (crux of numerous empires, resource rich, at the center of many trade routes) is now a stumbling stone and a deadly trap which we do not have the strength to survive.

Our presence in Utah after the fall and destruction of much of israel, would decide the Jewish question in america (asked or implicit) for good. The Mormon's will not let us fall. But the proximity will nevertheless create discord. The result of this, and because of our long ties, will actually be more political and financial than outright fighting. And like how the europeans strengthed eachother in competition, will first split Utah as badly as pre-civil-war public sentiment, and then lead to an armistice. The result will be a new union of the faiths, or working relationship that will become a powerhouse that threatens the geopolitical stability of the united states.

Into the power vacuum all the governments on the world state, which prior pushed us out, will rush in and destroy eachother's power projection during the infighting and bickering.

And Utah and the surrounding states will become a new seat of government as the religious elements of the intelligence agencies seek to protect and fight for both the Mormons and Jewish people's protection.

The heel which is bruised and mended came to me like a whisper, and it is the only part of the prophecy I have no understanding of.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Don't put that hate on you?

But you Mormon's LOVE The Tribe.

Toooooooo Late.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

I get nothing out of this. It is incredibly dissatisfying.

Must be that, for me, I am compelled by the Jewish spirit of revolution.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Of course you can reject prophecy.
That doesn't mean you won't be subjected to it.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Reject the prophecy at your own peril. I take no pleasure whatsoever in delivering it. It reads like a schizopost.


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conrad 0 points 7 months ago

Unjust killing, especially of children, is a stain upon The People.

The L*rds are displeased, and their displeasure with our defiance has grown so great that we risk final and lasting retribution, just as almost happened in the desert when we wandered.

I say to all Jews, that any killing and wrongs we commit against the enemy will be for us on the day of The L*rds retribution, like a fire which scourges us seven-fold.

I am severely disappointed, that having converted, I am stuck with this punishment as well.


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conrad 1 point 8 months ago

Some of us Jews have realized some of our own have shit where we all eat, and we are significantly displeased with those who have.


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