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Come all ye for creative writing, drunken porch monkey talk, sobriety talk, music, odd and weird historical shit. What have you. From high brow to low brow

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West of broken Limerick original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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During hurricane Helene
In asylum met Darlene
After twelve years relapsed
On the rose stem that's cracked
Cause her fiance's a closet queen

Well each of us lost our homes
She can sit on my broken throne
Darling used to be quiet
If the wills there I'll pry it
Demanding digits to my phone

Now see she's north west of theos
But those tits ain't from Nat Geo
We're both dry as ouarzazate
Flash that ass like a primate
My heart's niggardly she'd be burning coal
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Erythraean original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Black robe pulled from storage
Needs chrysanthemums in pockets
The doors, watch the doors
Scythian bound in chains in Trapezounta
Potential catechumen wandering catacomb floors
Could lay sixty thousand Venetian merchants to waste
With Laban's sword
And in the south sojourn

The infinite Erythraean

Reverse cross sign
Ironic hitlahavut
Cause blades of glass to rhyme
And Marie to change her tide

Burnt hand baking soda bread
The quantum risks inside my head
Would it bleed if I'm unworthy
I'll still float but made my bed

I see the forest
See the trees
But don't see you
Though you found me

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Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors - Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors II [Demo 2]     (m.youtube.com)
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Mortal - Tuesday Assassin (1992)[my grandmother gave me this cassette as a child]     (m.youtube.com)
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Highfalutin Pirate Exercise original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Climb the rat lines boys
Before you're soaked up to raglan sleeves and sou' westers
And swallowed by pycnocline leviathan
With shit eating grin
Shake your dick like a sistrum
We're sconces, we're semaphores
All weaknesses strengths
Tip toeing on spandrels in galoshes
I said make smectic not smegma!
This is fifth generation warfare
Earn your sobriquets
On the matrix of battle
For we win no matter how thin the spangle
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If/Then original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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If God is a DJ
Then I'm a broken turntable
Testament stuck in a notched groove
If I could stick that needle in my arm

If the devil's the wind
Then I'm smoke without fire
Blasphemous sloth out of spite
If I could get this fatwah off my head

If thine is the kingdom
Then I'm faded glory
Challenge (((Levi Strauss))) to a duel
If I could rig mining cartels to explode

If Byzantium was the millennial reign
Then demons run maritime law
Might not be kosher to protestant parents
If I'd need the assistance of saints

If I'm playing ball with the third shift nurse Paul
Then I'll rhyme for that ex Soviet
Well he prefers soccer and he don't like the Flyers
If it fits, we're the state he escaped

If sugar and spice are why we have wars to fight
Then I'm full of bloodlust on the moon
Look at men without pussy, it's tragic yet funny
If you're a groomed mouse with a complex and chip

If elephants and donkeys can find common ground
Then this clinic would buckle and shake
There's some shared perspective in our fake elections
If we loosen our rhythm and rais(on)

Then there's the gift of free will
If you know you can't know
The incomprehensible mind of God
Then you'll relax on verandas above porch monkeys and pandas
It's that broken glass, dick dragging love
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"There's no falling off in our line of work" original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Dance with me 'neath emerald sky
As the cracked dry ground splits open
I'll cradle you through tidal waves
In black as midnight oceans

My love is a simulacrum
Don't think I'm that deluded
I've polished the omphalos stone
But navel gazing through with

Saw life through Norden bomb sights
Now I'm back to vaudeville shows
All things change through observation
How they framed me, can't let go

Heard the Universe's key
Sharp as obsidian
It's an F to be misunderstood
Puppeteering in oblivion
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James Joyce reads Ulysses      (m.youtube.com)
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Four Haikus (from a padded room)     (SmedleysPorch)
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Followed by numbers
Haunted by a sacred word
Longing for stained glass

Stir crazy unsure
She's returned to medulla
All this wasted time

Good intentions hell
You don't owe her anything
Suffered for the life

Nearly lost your mind
In the wadi of the shades
Send for both of you
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Banned Mormon cartoon      (m.youtube.com)
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Like trying to fashion a bird bath with recessed feeding trays out of vermiculite      (m.youtube.com)
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Conor and Phoebe cover shallow... I'm reading the book of Mormon      (m.youtube.com)
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Bled white (tell me I'm not throwing pearls before swine @Conrad)     (m.youtube.com)
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Meshuggah - I am colossus     (m.youtube.com)
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"Venetian Snares" original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Holding court with the Doge
State secrets patented on an artificial island
Both of us sworn to silence
Like trying to communicate
Through the roar of a million locust
The deadliest game of Scrabble imaginable
Playing wall ball with squish globe

Awoken to check vital signs
Schizo jew wants a sex change
Can't recall dream now
Turn volume up on TV
For a cute girl - frustrated

Game of Palace with tomboy
Talk of umpires on the take
Was I at the 1919 world series ?
Did I fix it ?
Am I the eternally bleeding soldier
Of Underwhelem ?
You tell me
When salt water turns fresh
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"als je over de duivel spreekt, trap je op zijn staart"     (take-me-to.space)
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[Redacted] original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Target acquired
Such language doesn't matter
In your perception
or opinion anymore

Welcome home [redacted] (sacred word)
To bring you back to life
In this machine
Flotsam or jetsam
Call me hypocrite

Pot high in the tower
There's no cameras
Past the cyber cafe on King
In the alley behind
The ice house deli and the inn
Where thugs from Philly
Hide from bounty hunters

A couple, more programmed than I
What zebra abomination to prevent?
Molded after the kiln
To be fashioned into jewelry

Call me Ishmael
Call me Quazimandias
Call me the wind
Don't call me [redacted]
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The Cure needs to drop that new album      (m.youtube.com)
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Ebony Towers original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Splitting the difference
Between meum and tuum
All these years together
Under the ether
Dream wife or...
Reading your hands as
They suture my soul

Hang on to mine for clarity
In scaffolding nightmare
Pacing the sanitarium in ecstasy
Dance with me to...
To...
If you know, you know

The gentile Herzl or Lansky
Don't leave me like Alexander II
I can't read or recall
how or why he died here

The ativan is kicking in
Last breathe of nervous focus
I let go
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Pow-Wows; or, Long Lost Friend (Pennsylvania Dutch folk mysticism)     (en.wikipedia.org)
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God bless our dead marines     (m.youtube.com)
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Crossing the Rubaiyat original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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al-kufru millatum wahida - Musa Kazim al-Husayni



Can't find the door to the veranda
With the out of place herringbone brick floor
That leaves me bemused through the window
Roommate's son my age died of pneumonia
He pronounces it ammonia in Irish south Philly accent
To this age would still help his kid cross the street

And I'm gasping for air
In flashbulb memories
Of the halcyon days
Hammock over dulcarnon
Redeux, redeux, redeux
Adieu phantom caboose
Balso's dream in Trojan horse
Placebo father set the course
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And we're back. Ever read Borges' Man on Pink Corner?     (SmedleysPorch)
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Imagine running into Fetterman in a corn maze      (pic8.co)
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Last words of Hassan Sabbah     (m.youtube.com)
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