They gave a release date of May 26 but anyone who knows Rockstar games know many more delays are coming which could put this game, at the earliest, Nov 2026 but I suspect we won't see it until 2027.
There's no way they didn't know the game was going to be delayed at the last investor call. I think its illegal what they did, but then again, many at Rockstar games have been arrested for financial scams. They claim they have almost 2K devs working with over a billion dollars to build this game for years now and it still gets delayed?? Something catastrophic happened. Many of the former developers were fired or left, including one of the games founders, Dan Houser. It was all hush hush why he was forced to leave his own company but if I had to hazard a guess I would bet he's a jew and made everyone get on the casting couch. A Harvey Weinstein, if you will.
I'm gonna call it now and say a lot of drama is probably getting ready to come out and Rockstar Games will fall apart like most other AAA gaming studios. Again, something bad has happened. Their next investor call is in less than two weeks. Rockstar has said over and over that the game is on track still for 2025 and now this.
It will both suck dick literally and it will be garbage. CEO of take two is Strauss Zelnick a Jew. You will need a miracle from Satan for this not game to be woke!
as a short test of certain code and gameplay stuff, im making a short little top down shooter thing wearing the trenchcoat of a tactical shooter. im intentionally not designing it like any sort of good game design
im snorting the meme line of stupid. this will be the most hilariously wretched videogame ive ever made since soapbox banhammer lasagna horse
give me horrible meme ideas for this game, and i might do them.
these are various projects i have on the burner, some you might know or have heard about, some not. each of this wins as options becuase they are the end-points of procgen code i've developed so far.
Markus Persson, a Swedish ESL speaker, created Minecraft and likely meant to name it "my craft". However, "mine craft" (two words) is a common ESL mistake for "my craft". Non-native speakers often misuse "mine" instead of "my", resulting in the incorrect "mine craft" instead of the proper "my craft" that native speakers would use. This reflects Persson’s non-native error in English.
The mistake of writing "mine craft" instead of "my craft" is a linguistic error, specifically a grammatical misuse in the category of possessive forms. It’s not a typo or orthographic error, but a syntactic error common in ESL speakers, where the wrong word ("mine") is chosen over the correct one ("my") due to misunderstanding English possessive grammar.
"My craft" fits the game’s plot, where players build unique worlds and items. Minecraft (one word) is an absurdity, as it means only "mining," which doesn’t fit or explain the game’s essence or plot at all.
i went to dive into the exit portal without looking and it was full of lava i just flat out died. i guess ill just close the game and go fuck myself then.
