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Dammit, not again     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+10/-0)
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The saga continues...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+0/-0)
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Almost makes me want to spring for the generative version 🤣
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@uncledoug spotted in the wild!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+17/-0)
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"Hey guys, reddit is sooo based!" posts are faggot soy cringe     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+7/-3)
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Get the fuck out with that shit
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After Trump won, I decided to celebrate his outstanding victory by flattening exactly 3 democrats with my car.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+2/-0)
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Three is the magic number. Reduce, Reuse, murder.
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Dangus. Did you know that Dangus? Guys, Dangus. Also, Dangus. And let's not forget, Dangus.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by shigeridoo to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+1/-3)
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Did I mention Dangus?
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Petition to lynch anon top title faggot     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Kozel to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+3/-0)
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You drive to go drinking, I drink to go driving. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+17/-2)
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Stop comparing yourselves to me faggots
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Harmful Jewish-Created Tropes such as "all races are equal" and "diversity is our greatest strength" have been lies      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+40/-1)
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Harmful Jewish-Created Tropes such as "all races are equal" and "diversity is our greatest strength" have been lies aimed at destroying Western Civilization by causing replacement-level migration.

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Tucker Carlson has on guest that says Churchill was the bad guy in WW2     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+33/-0)
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Milk     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+37/-1)
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Jews breathe and speak English. @McNasty breathes and speaks English. @McNasty confirmed for jew!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+15/-2)
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And we didn't even need him to post nose (although he never will, because jew).
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Knock Knock original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+21/-3)
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July 2024 on Upgoat     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+6/-2)
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FaceTime at the bagel shop     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+50/-0)
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Called my brother over facetime this morning and the faggot was ordering his bagels at the counter of his favorite shop in jersey. Knowing I was on speaker, as soon as he finished, I said loudly and clearly “oh, can I also get a free palestine?” And his eyes popped open so wide and he looked at me like wtf?! Lmao, thats what he gets for answering at the fucking counter. I hate when people do that shit in stores. GOT’EM! That is all.
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Important PSA for upgoat!      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+29/-2)
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Achtung! This just occurred to me. The Yuengling brewery uses Pottsville city water, which includes "recycled" water (treated city sewage). Tour guide tells you this, for some reason. I have peed in the town of Pottsville many, many times.

Now. Given that @graydragon drinks between 10 and 20 Yuenglings per day, there exists a decidedly nonzero chance that he has DRANK MY PEE, at LEAST once!

L M A O

Drink up, buddy!
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You retards are celebrating early. It is in fact the FAGGIEST DAY OF THEM ALL, canada day 👎🏻     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+5/-2)
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Think you hate tranny faggot freaks enough? Oh, my sweet summer child      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+29/-0)
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The Grease Man, DC101. In 1988-89 millions of us used to listen to this nut every morning on the way to work.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+8/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdicn-UJ4-w

He later got fired for saying on air that Martin Lootin Kang Day was too short and we needed to kill four moar so we can take a whole week off! He was a character.
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He's been sitting under my desk, ignored, for nine days straight! He *MAD* ಠ╭╮ಠ ! Poll decides his fate.      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+8/-1)
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Since many of us are discussing our booze struggles, here is my nemesis, https://files.catbox.moe/3g8xub.png just waiting for me. I have been booze free since last Wednesday after a bad scare with hypertension and shortness of breath. But it's always when I'm feeling better that it feels like time for a drink...
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Holocaust denial has returned to youtube     (youtube.com)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+52/-0)
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=cxrdHcNjtJ0

Just came across this and thought I should share. I left the actual yt link because the guy deserves the clicks.
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Accidentally burned a bridge yesterday.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+25/-1)
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Not literally of course, there's very few wooden bridges these days. I was pissed at the owner of the place I worked at, and I accidentally sent a text I shouldn't have.

Let me unpack this a bit. So I got a text with this week's schedule. She's been starving me out there for a couple weeks and I only had two days. I accidentally told her to shove those two days up her ass. That's how I really felt, but I didn't mean to send that text. I'm a little neurotic, so sometimes I'll write out a text with what I want to say but then think better of it and delete it. Maybe I shouldn't do that, or maybe I should just say what I want. I dunno. I have another job, so it's fine sort of. It was good money though, and it was off the books.

I'm feeling pretty angry about the whole situation though, and I couldn't sleep last night. Kinda need every dollar I can make right now. It is what it is.
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It's official, the next pandemic is being rolled out: Sick employee in Toronto CA just got told by doctors that he has 'the Bird Flu'     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 year ago (+19/-0)
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I have an employee on my Canada team that has been out sick for the past few days. Today he reported that he went to the doctor and they told him that he is officially diagnosed with 'the Bird Flu'. Recently I have seen news reports from the US about a avian flu out break in a poultry farm but I had not seen anything like this from Canada. I expect that the hype around this is about to be ramped up to 100, just in time for the election season
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Mat Walsh has begun his journey on getting fired.      (youtu.be)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 year ago (+30/-1)
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https://youtu.be/watch?v=5Na5u5otOh0

Here he is discussing hate speech laws against antisemitism and how in American it is. Keep in mind the kerfuffle earlier in regards to gaza between him and the other daily wire whores. Nothing too crazy here, but he will have problems from the dw. Remember Candace specifically said that everyone in journalism know not to name the jew. Everyone. It’s common knowledge. You know damn well there are a lot of people that have kept it inside and now with the tide turning, they are facing those same feelings and can see that things swelling to a breaking point. The question is which side do they want to end up on. The people? Or the jews?
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What April Fool's prank throughout the years actually fooled you?      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 year ago (+2/-2)
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This one got me wayyy back in the day.