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Since I'm being blamed for the anon poll, here's a proper one, new and improved with requested names. Who's the biggest FAGGOT on upgoat?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+5/-3)
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On faggot varieties, you have:

faggots who contribute nothing (@ditchpig)
faggots who contribute low quality/reposted content (@conspirologist)
faggots who contribute pointless/repetitive content (@master_foo)
faggots who contribute bad faith/libshit/straight kike propaganda (@Sal_180)
faggots who do the above while playing an insufferably annoying character (@paul_neri)
faggots who contribute nothing but mindless doomposting (@tallest_skil)
faggots who contribute nothing but shilling for literal faggot ecelebs (@zogongo)
faggot (@Trope) because he asked
faggots who use anon (any and all)

It's up to you to decide which makes for the
biggest* faggot.

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To all of Upgoat's lovely resident boomers, I wish you a very Day of the Pillow     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+9/-4)
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And a very Merry Christmas to everyone else! May the finest Elmer's ever be yours.
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Smile 2: need it or sneed it?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+3/-0)
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I thought it was the best horror flick I've ever seen. Massive jump scares, and lots of em. Absolutely brutal gore. Highly effective sound design and music, if you can even call some of it that.

Lead actress chick even learned the songs and choreography IRL for the role, which lends itself well to the overall authenticity of the film. Yes, I'm aware she's a dike.

What did you fags think? It's a much needed break from all the saccharine Christmas stuff, I found.
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Arguing over religion is:     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+4/-3)
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Every day you live, you get away with something     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+7/-1)
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FAGGOTS!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+4/-2)
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Smedley are you ok bud?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+2/-1)
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He's on to you, upgoat...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+48/-1)
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Dammit, not again     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+10/-0)
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The saga continues...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+0/-0)
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Almost makes me want to spring for the generative version 🤣
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@uncledoug spotted in the wild!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+17/-0)
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"Hey guys, reddit is sooo based!" posts are faggot soy cringe     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+7/-3)
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Get the fuck out with that shit
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After Trump won, I decided to celebrate his outstanding victory by flattening exactly 3 democrats with my car.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+2/-0)
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Three is the magic number. Reduce, Reuse, murder.
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Dangus. Did you know that Dangus? Guys, Dangus. Also, Dangus. And let's not forget, Dangus.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by shigeridoo to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+1/-3)
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Did I mention Dangus?
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Petition to lynch anon top title faggot     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Kozel to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+3/-0)
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You drive to go drinking, I drink to go driving. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+17/-2)
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Stop comparing yourselves to me faggots
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Harmful Jewish-Created Tropes such as "all races are equal" and "diversity is our greatest strength" have been lies      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+40/-1)
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Harmful Jewish-Created Tropes such as "all races are equal" and "diversity is our greatest strength" have been lies aimed at destroying Western Civilization by causing replacement-level migration.

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Tucker Carlson has on guest that says Churchill was the bad guy in WW2     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+33/-0)
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Milk     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+37/-1)
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Jews breathe and speak English. @McNasty breathes and speaks English. @McNasty confirmed for jew!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+15/-2)
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And we didn't even need him to post nose (although he never will, because jew).
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Knock Knock original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+21/-3)
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July 2024 on Upgoat     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+6/-2)
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FaceTime at the bagel shop     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+50/-0)
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Called my brother over facetime this morning and the faggot was ordering his bagels at the counter of his favorite shop in jersey. Knowing I was on speaker, as soon as he finished, I said loudly and clearly “oh, can I also get a free palestine?” And his eyes popped open so wide and he looked at me like wtf?! Lmao, thats what he gets for answering at the fucking counter. I hate when people do that shit in stores. GOT’EM! That is all.
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Important PSA for upgoat!      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+29/-2)
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Achtung! This just occurred to me. The Yuengling brewery uses Pottsville city water, which includes "recycled" water (treated city sewage). Tour guide tells you this, for some reason. I have peed in the town of Pottsville many, many times.

Now. Given that @graydragon drinks between 10 and 20 Yuenglings per day, there exists a decidedly nonzero chance that he has DRANK MY PEE, at LEAST once!

L M A O

Drink up, buddy!
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You retards are celebrating early. It is in fact the FAGGIEST DAY OF THEM ALL, canada day 👎🏻     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+5/-2)
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